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Funny story: Skyscapers Full of Pigs are Opening in China

Skyscapers Full of Pigs are Opening in China

There is a new high-tech way of raising pigs - and China is pioneering it. China now has a 26-story skyscraper that holds 300, 00 pigs - sort of pig condos in the sky. It has computer controlled light and heat - and the pigs are fed by robots.

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Funny story: An Iowa Farmer Says He Has A Piglet That Can Sing In Three Languages

An Iowa Farmer Says He Has A Piglet That Can Sing In Three Languages

CORNBREAD, Iowa - (Satire News) - Channel 88, Eye-Witnesser News interviewed a local pig farmer, who has a very amazing baby pig (piglet). Wesley P. Wineview, 47, told a reporter for Channel 88, that he first noticed that his two-month old piggy "…

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Funny story: Pig not so happy in mud

Pig not so happy in mud

Pig Boris Johnson is not so happy in mud. Despite the popular saying, Boris, named sarcastically but fittingly after the current Prime Minister (at the time of writing) is not, and never has been happy in mud. The porcine philosopher told us ‘N…

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Funny story: The United States Government Sells 250,700 Hogs to Afghanistan

The United States Government Sells 250,700 Hogs to Afghanistan

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency just learned from a source inside the White House that the U.S. has made arrangements to ship 250,700 standard-size hogs to Afghanistan. Reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that the deal…

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Funny story: Panic Hits The US As Pig Pandemic Cases Are On The Rise

Panic Hits The US As Pig Pandemic Cases Are On The Rise

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has just stated that the incidence of the Pig Virus has gone up just in the past 72 hours. The Pig Virus which is believed to have started just outside of Mar-a-Lago, Florida…

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Funny story: Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies

Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies

BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…

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Funny story: The Three Little Pigs and The Gay Wolf

The Three Little Pigs and The Gay Wolf

The best version: Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs named Corn, Biscuit and Doughnut. Her husband was a vagrant who would listen to pop music all day and who failed school. One day she said to them, "It's time…

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Funny story: A Hog Farmer in Nebraska Discovers He Has a Pig With 12 Legs

A Hog Farmer in Nebraska Discovers He Has a Pig With 12 Legs

CORNHUSKER CREEK, Nebraska – (Satire News) – A Nebraska hog farmer has informed the local news media that one of his hogs has an amazing 12 legs. Sal McMango, Jr., 76, who has been raising hogs since September 17, 1968, said that he has probably r…

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Funny story: Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Honor President Trump With A New Modified Burger

McDonalds To Honor President Trump With A New Modified Burger

NEW YORK CITY – The McDonalds Corporation has stated that they, like all fast food restaurants, are losing a tremendous amount of business. The New York World Register newspaper is reporting that people are not going out to eat because of the COVI...

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Funny story: Gestation Crates Approved for Human Use

Gestation Crates Approved for Human Use

For new mothers seeking to give their offspring the health benefits of breast milk without having to get too close, gestation crates, commonly used in pork production, have now been approved for human use. "It's perfect," said new mom Kim Lowell,...

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Funny story: Farmer Finds Pasture-Raised Pork Chops Do Not Do Well in Direct Sunlight

Farmer Finds Pasture-Raised Pork Chops Do Not Do Well in Direct Sunlight

Montana farmer Kevin Johannesen, who prides himself on his ethically-sourced meat, has found that his free-range, pasture-raised pork chops do not do well in direct sunlight. "We thought that the direct light would  be good for boosting vitamin D...

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Funny story: PETA Protester Trampled, Eaten by Pigs

PETA Protester Trampled, Eaten by Pigs

Illinois farmer Jake ("Boss") Hogg was out walking his dogs early Monday morning, when he made a startling discovery. "It was awful quiet in the paddock. I couldn't see my hogs anywhere, so I walked the dogs around the perimeter of the fence.

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Funny story: Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs

Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs

At a recent workplace luncheon, Ellen Harding of Charleston, South Carolina, lambasted her colleagues for their hypocrisy in chowing down on hot chicken and burgers while insisting how much they loved their pets. An omnivore herself, Ellen claimed th...

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Funny story: Longest Day Is Good News For Little Pigs

Longest Day Is Good News For Little Pigs

The Longest Day, that annual feast that celebrates having more time to do stuff during daylight than on any of the other 364 days, has arrived once again! Known by people in times gone by as 'the Longest Day', the Longest Day can be as much as 1 m...

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Funny story: Theresa May to be sent to glue factory

Theresa May to be sent to glue factory

After a long and thankless career in politics, Theresa May is to find peace at last next month when she steps down as Prime Minister. The wrinkly prude will be driven to an abattoir and hoisted roughly onto a flat sawdust-covered table. There a me...

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Funny story: Bishop's dead pig orgy "not illegal"

Bishop's dead pig orgy "not illegal"

A scandal has erupted in the usually genteel world of the Church of England. The Bishop of Chaffinch St Cock, Geoff "The Defiler" Futtock, has been captured on video in a horrific act featuring dozens of dead swine. In the video, Bishop Futtock ca...

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