There is a new high-tech way of raising pigs - and China is pioneering it. China now has a 26-story skyscraper that holds 300, 00 pigs - sort of pig condos in the sky. It has computer controlled light and heat - and the pigs are fed by robots.
CORNBREAD, Iowa - (Satire News) - Channel 88, Eye-Witnesser News interviewed a local pig farmer, who has a very amazing baby pig (piglet). Wesley P. Wineview, 47, told a reporter for Channel 88, that he first noticed that his two-month old piggy "…
Pig Boris Johnson is not so happy in mud. Despite the popular saying, Boris, named sarcastically but fittingly after the current Prime Minister (at the time of writing) is not, and never has been happy in mud. The porcine philosopher told us ‘N…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency just learned from a source inside the White House that the U.S. has made arrangements to ship 250,700 standard-size hogs to Afghanistan. Reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that the deal…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has just stated that the incidence of the Pig Virus has gone up just in the past 72 hours. The Pig Virus which is believed to have started just outside of Mar-a-Lago, Florida…
BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…
The best version: Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs named Corn, Biscuit and Doughnut. Her husband was a vagrant who would listen to pop music all day and who failed school. One day she said to them, "It's time…
CORNHUSKER CREEK, Nebraska – (Satire News) – A Nebraska hog farmer has informed the local news media that one of his hogs has an amazing 12 legs. Sal McMango, Jr., 76, who has been raising hogs since September 17, 1968, said that he has probably r…
A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...
NEW YORK CITY – The McDonalds Corporation has stated that they, like all fast food restaurants, are losing a tremendous amount of business. The New York World Register newspaper is reporting that people are not going out to eat because of the COVI...
For new mothers seeking to give their offspring the health benefits of breast milk without having to get too close, gestation crates, commonly used in pork production, have now been approved for human use. "It's perfect," said new mom Kim Lowell,...
Montana farmer Kevin Johannesen, who prides himself on his ethically-sourced meat, has found that his free-range, pasture-raised pork chops do not do well in direct sunlight. "We thought that the direct light would be good for boosting vitamin D...
Illinois farmer Jake ("Boss") Hogg was out walking his dogs early Monday morning, when he made a startling discovery. "It was awful quiet in the paddock. I couldn't see my hogs anywhere, so I walked the dogs around the perimeter of the fence.
The Longest Day, that annual feast that celebrates having more time to do stuff during daylight than on any of the other 364 days, has arrived once again! Known by people in times gone by as 'the Longest Day', the Longest Day can be as much as 1 m...
After a long and thankless career in politics, Theresa May is to find peace at last next month when she steps down as Prime Minister. The wrinkly prude will be driven to an abattoir and hoisted roughly onto a flat sawdust-covered table. There a me...
A scandal has erupted in the usually genteel world of the Church of England. The Bishop of Chaffinch St Cock, Geoff "The Defiler" Futtock, has been captured on video in a horrific act featuring dozens of dead swine. In the video, Bishop Futtock ca...
A pig named Pete made waves recently when he declined a potentially lucrative opportunity to be featured in the logo for Nashville hot spot Happy Hog BBQ, despite admittedly not having an alternative source of income. Pete was reportedly immune to...
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