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Funny story: The Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics

The Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics

NASA has named its latest rocket to the moon, Artemis. She was the Greek goddess of the hunt and the moon (among other things – childbirth being one … America’s abortion schism problems are heading to the moon!) This rocket is apparently the most…

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Funny story: First US Woman To Land On Moon In 2025

First US Woman To Land On Moon In 2025

Wow! Finally, a woman will get to go to the moon and presumably walk on the lunar surface. The blast off to the moon will happen late in 2025 aboard the Artemis III mission. Given that all systems are GO to the moon with a promised walk on the lu…

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Funny story: The Solar System Will Soon Be For Sale

The Solar System Will Soon Be For Sale

Enceladus is the brightest moon of Saturn, and of the entire solar system, and it has most of the ingredients to create and sustain life. What makes it so bright is the ice which covers its surface, with temperatures reaching -198C at noon. This remi…

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Funny story: China is Digging Into The Moon

China is Digging Into The Moon

A recently leaked document has revealed that China is digging into the moon. They already have landing craft on the dark side of the moon, but no one knew what they were doing there. They have begun digging to create the first lunar gulag! YAY, mo…

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Funny story: Elon Musk is Buying the Moon

Elon Musk is Buying the Moon

Being the richest man in the world, Elon Musk wants to buy the moon next. Any country that dares to land any piece of hardware onto its surface will need a permit first, then they’ll be charged for every footprint they leave on Elon’s moon’s surf…

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Funny story: The Chinese Moon Rover "Spotty" Discovers Giant Cashews Growing On The Moon

The Chinese Moon Rover "Spotty" Discovers Giant Cashews Growing On The Moon

SHANGHAI, China - (Satire News) - Audio reports shooting back from the moon to SHANSHO, which is the Chinese equivalent of NASA, reveal that "Spotty" has found extremely huge cashews growing on the moon. A spokesperson for SHANSHO, Chang Ching Cho…

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Funny story: UK asylum seekers to be sent to the Moon for processing

UK asylum seekers to be sent to the Moon for processing

Under a new agreement with NASA, any asylum seekers crossing the English Channel will be detained on the Moon at an estimated cost of £10 million per person. The new rules apply to anyone arriving by sea - whether in a dinghy, a P&O Ferry or t…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Is Building A Spacecraft That Will Carry 125 People To The Moon

Bezos-Musk Inc., Is Building A Spacecraft That Will Carry 125 People To The Moon

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest company in the world once again proves that it is light years ahead of its competition. Bezos-Musk, Inc., owned by super billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, makes NASA look like a tinker toy company.

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Funny story: Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

WOODEN CLOG, Switizeland – (Satire News) – The Swiss government has just announced that their unmanned moon rocket, Tulip 2, has ended in utter failure. A spokesperson for the Swiss Moon Federation, Lila F. Shawcolot, stated that the Tulip 2 left…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – One of the world’s foremost space explorers recently told Alpha Beta News Agency’s Mimosa Sabrosa of his next space exploratory goal. As of September, 2021, Musk is the second richest man in the world, right behind Amazon’…

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Funny story: NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…

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Funny story: Man swims to the Moon in his bathtub

Man swims to the Moon in his bathtub

Bored of being stuck indoors due to the coronavirus, Gloucester man Geoff Sweat, decided to perform a feat never before attempted - to swim the distance to the Moon in his bathtub. Mr Sweat, 41, has an Olympic-sized bathtub in his basement, and, d...

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Funny story: NASA Mistakes Kim Kardashian's Rear as Earth's Long Theorized Second Moon

NASA Mistakes Kim Kardashian's Rear as Earth's Long Theorized Second Moon

In an embarrassing mistake sure make some heads roll, as well as eyes, NASA issued a retraction to a recent story that the long-theorized, but never confirmed, "Earth's Second Moon" had been found, once it was confirmed it was actually a picture of...

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Funny story: Science news roundup

Science news roundup

Science is fun, as well as useful. Hi, my name's Brian Dix, from Internet University. Let's take a look at what's happening in the amazing world of science. This week, the element Clitorium was discovered. It had been predicted for centuries, but...

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Funny story: NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon

NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon

It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...

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Funny story: Scientists Seek To Catch Mystery Flashers On the Moon!

Scientists Seek To Catch Mystery Flashers On the Moon!

Scientists are trying to train telescopes on a moon crater, now being nicknamed "the mooner" by some observers. Several times in the past year NASA researchers have seen intimate parts of flashers streaking across the moon's surface. Now astronom...

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Funny story: Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

A man who stood outside his house for more than four hours on Monday in an attempt to view what astronomers described as a Super Blood Red Wolf Sun, had to return inside unsuccessfully after straining his eyes, and making them bloodshot. Moys Kenw...

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