Here we are on the mean streets of …Cumtown. Oh sure, you may say it’s not polite to say such a word, but it’s not me, I’m just the messenger, holding a mirror up to reality. The real threat to decency is out there, in the steam-soaked streets of…
After making 30 Men and women volunteers do a Scientific experiment - (some of the scientists participated as some of the women were attractive). It has been scientifically proven that frequent Sex is necessary for a man's healthy back. If y…
This is Lance Bottomley of Hollywood! Just had a facial, a body wrap and am relaxing on my patio with little hash Gummy bears and Gin Tonics. And I Finally got an idea for a podcast. Have to make a living, you know! I was watching on of those…
All mammals on Earth that have sex and get sexual pleasure from it - from giant elephant and whale orgasms to tiny mouse-squeak ones Using statistics, scientists have broken the information on orgasms down into easy increments for us lesser beings…
PORTSMOUTH, England – (Satire News) – A Portsmouth dentist has just set a new sexual record. Dr. Olivia V. Buckingwood, 41, has just set the UK record by achieving 26 orgasms in 41 seconds. The record was set at the Annual Orgasm Competition, w…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has revealed that the nation’s number one selling book on sex is “Achieving Orgasms For Fun and Profit.” The book was written by Sherry Saxberger, who has been a Hooters Girl for three years.
DALLAS – (Satire News) – Milly Dellapicker, 28, recently told her gynecologist that she has a unique ability to give herself multiple orgasms simply by thinking about an eggplant. Milly says she's still single, and has been giving herself dozens o…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The adult publication Better & Longer Orgasms has just revealed that recent studies show that 69% of all women living in the United States now have a pubic region landing strip. Olga Hickerstick, 37, who is the…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz, Boom Boom News, and Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine, along with dozens of other news publications are calling the newly developed ViaVag orgasm pill for women the greatest sexual invention since the Apple Tree. Rep…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who is her father’s most trusted adviser, has really been quite depressed lately. And it’s not because her father contracted the Coronavirus, since she knew it was going to happen, due to the fact…
The war on the trade in illegally harvested orgasms is becoming more intense as the 3-year waiting list for NHS orgasm transfusion is leaving patients desperate and gagging. “Orgasm harvesting is intrusive, debilitating and messy,” said Brenda O’…
SAN ANTONIO - Johnson & Johnson, makers of No More Tears, electrified the proceedings of the American Urological Association here yesterday by announcing the development of a drug that stops premature ejaculation in its tracks. That drug, dapoxe...
A powerful rainstorm blew fast and wet through the desperate desert town of Henderson, Nevada, this weekend, bringing sticky sighs of relief - and of sheer pleasure - to residents desperate for lubrication. "Praise Jesus, was I happy to get some,"...
You've seen the videos; head jerking, loss of balance, cackling inappropriate laughter, bizarre contorted smiling. Many have speculated everything from brain damage, epilepsy, and Parkinson's disease but the truth is at last here thanks to a leak fro...
Philadelphia - Just moments after saying, "she'll finish the job," President Barack Obama was met on stage by Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton before the cheering throng of delegates to the 2016 Democratic Convention. The two embraced, and walked...
Washington DC - The Obama Administration's education department has come under fire for re-writing the nation's sex education standards so that they emphasize technique. The new standards, summarized in a recent Department of Education press relea...
Dublin, Ireland - Doctors at Dublin's world-famous Ear, Nose, Throat & Penis Hospital have successfully treated a man whose bicycle saddle 'accidentally interfered with him' causing a seven week erection and the destruction of his Lycra cycling p...
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