A Devastating 6.9 Earthquake Hits Lake Michigan - Within Minutes 69 Million Gallons of Lake Water Disappear

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 May 2022

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A whole lot of Lake Michigan is now in Florida's Lake Okeechobee.

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - Kalamazoo's Channel 77 weather wizard, has stated that a 6.9 earthquake has hit the Lake Michigan area.

The devastating earthquake hit with such intensity that lots of nesting birds had all of their feathers blown off.

A local Kalamazoo resident said that the quake hit so hard that his backyard pool ended up on the roof of his next door neighbors house.

Channel 77 pointed out that when the devastating earthquake hit, within minutes 69 million gallons of Lake Michigan disappeared faster than one of Taylor Swift's boyfriends.

SIDENOTE: Info guru Andy Cohen looked into the weather event and he learned that the 69 million gallons of water from Lake Michigan somehow ended up in Lake Okeechobee in Florida.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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