Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms, which were designed with Anson Mount (aka a rugged man) in mind are selling like beer at a New York City sports bar. The new condoms were designed to be 100% effect…
Every retail store and drug store in America has run out of The Michael Jordan Bull Brand Condoms. The QuinniPinni Research Agency reports that it is now the number one selling birth control method in the entire nation. The "Bully's" as they ha…
Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament has just signed a contract with the nation's number one prophylactic company, Paul Bunyan Condoms. In the world of birth control the Lo…
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The Prophylactic World is amazed at the latest discovery in 'Rubbers." A retired New Jersey gynecologist, Dr. Titus F. Upperweed, 51, told The American Department of Birth Control (ADBC) that he has discove…
JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency has informed the news media that the Cotton Boll Weevil state of Mississippi, has voted to ban the importing of French Ticklers. Writer Topeka Joplin, with the GSNA, said that th…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The governor of Iowa Kim Reynolds has informed the citizens of Iowa that she has cancelled the order of Chinese condoms that was made two weeks ago. Gov. Reynolds, who is a very sexy woman, considering she's from…
Have you seen the Condom Skit on the New Trump Network? They made it look like an ad. Imitating Saturday Night Live - obviously. Trump is Mad at being dumped by Rupert Murdoch - so took 100 million Dollars of political donations and is starti…
SAN FRANCISO - (Satire News) - The NBA Finals MVP Stephen Curry of The Golden State Warriors, has just announced that he and his wife Ayesha have agreed to film a commercial for the Paul Bunyon Condom Co. The Currys told Sportsapalooza writer Pia…
PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona - (Satire News) - According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, the most hated bitch in the District of Columbia, Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene has just put her used condom collection on eBay. MTG, says that she was told that she could…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The American Wrestling Federation has just reported that the new wrestling champ of America is 31-year-old Chief Buffalo Belly, who uses the wrestling name “The Last of The Mohicans.” The chief beat the very popluar…
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The governor of Kentucky, has just issued a Governor’s Mandate mandating that effective immediately the practice of rinsing out used condoms and reusing them will be stopped. Gov. Andy Beshear, stated to the p…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The nation’s leading prophylactic (condom) manufacturer has just announced a new condom that it has just put out on the market. The condom is extremely tiny and Trojan Horse representative Peter P. Pillowitz, 52, said tha…
US Male visitors frequenting 'ladies of the night' have started a protest movement against their privacy rights because the State of California has forbidden the removal of condoms during 'hot flings' with naughty ladies! Local Bordellos' have bee…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Iowa’s Department of Statistics has stated that due to a tremendous increase in Iowans engaging in oral sex, condom sales have fallen drastically. One Evangelical male, Lollard Q. Fugfit, 83, excitingly said that…
“Stop medical tyranny.” - Real medical tyranny advised people to drink Clorox and Lysol, but Republicans never said peep over that. So who needs a vaccine anyway? Well, who goes into a battle without a rifle? The Covid pandemic is a battle. A…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho. Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane p…
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