Detroit, MI - WETS News
Here at TheSpoof.com, it has been quite stinky due to the run on toilet paper. That has worked to make social distancing happen though.
Things got very bad in the newsroom when a case of the runs went around the office, and the local stores had no toilet paper.
Then we checked the news wire from WETS Detroit. Shortages there had led to a simple innovation now going globally viral.
We called WETS and spoke to the head editor, Mr. Santif Lush. He explained that people there had figured out that paper currency was great for wiping, and actually cost less, and was more available than toilet paper.
The result, global bank runs solving the shortages. The best part? No need to flush it, just deposit the used money as usual.