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Funny story: Dutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!

Dutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!

(UNEDITED) After doing what every living creature on the planet must do, pooping, a Dutch woman ranted at her hubby demanding to know why his stinks and hers doesn't? "Don't blame me! Go to the local laboratory and find out because we eat the same…

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Funny story: Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...

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Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...

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Funny story: Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...

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Funny story: Non-potty trained Brit kids cause crisis in kindergartens!

Non-potty trained Brit kids cause crisis in kindergartens!

Modern day mums seem to be losing the basics of bringing up their loved ones because kindergartens all over the country are being confronted with a nappy invasion! Children, even up to the ripe old age of nine have been discovered wearing nappies!...

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Funny story: PU Powers of Scamatologists

PU Powers of Scamatologists

Scamatologists all over were overjoyed to have heard about new levels discovered that were superior to the OT levels, and even had the next highest alphabet lettering-PU. The PU Powers include the ability to smell really foul odors from miles away. "It's not really all that fun, in fact it's really annoying when you're in the middle of dinner and you can smell this raw sewage from miles away.

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Funny story: Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage. This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...

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Funny story: Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

The fast-food joint in Friendsville, Tennessee has closed down for the day after a scheduled-to-be-fired employee brought brownies for the staff on his last day of work. "Apparently he told the other employees that he had laced the brownies with m...

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Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...

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Funny story: The White House toilets have stank since 2009

The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...

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Funny story: Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a study released this week by Harfold State College, scientists revealed that dinosaurs were, by far, the worst farters in our planet's history. Although these farts went a long way in warming the planet, increasing the average t...

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Funny story: G8 says world economic smell gaining strength, eyes g-strings

G8 says world economic smell gaining strength, eyes g-strings

DEADVILLE, France (Rooters) - The Group of Eight leaders agreed on Friday that the global economic stench was becoming more "self-sustained," although lower clothing prices were 'hampering' further growth. In a communique to be issued at the end o...

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Funny story: Scientists develop a 'smell map' for the human body

Scientists develop a 'smell map' for the human body

DENVER, Co -Scientists have developed a map of the smell emanating from different regions of the human body, according to my source, Dr. Sten Chisbad, of Boulder. Some of the smells help keep us healthy by playing a key role in social functions, s...

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