Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...
A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks!
The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is:
"Well, when you walk through th...
In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...
Modern day mums seem to be losing the basics of bringing up their loved ones because kindergartens all over the country are being confronted with a nappy invasion!
Children, even up to the ripe old age of nine have been discovered wearing nappies!...
Scamatologists all over were overjoyed to have heard about new levels discovered that were superior to the OT levels, and even had the next highest alphabet lettering-PU.
The PU Powers include the ability to smell really foul odors from miles away. "It's not really all that fun, in fact it's really annoying when you're in the middle of dinner and you can smell this raw sewage from miles away.
HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage.
This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...
The fast-food joint in Friendsville, Tennessee has closed down for the day after a scheduled-to-be-fired employee brought brownies for the staff on his last day of work.
"Apparently he told the other employees that he had laced the brownies with m...
Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night.
Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...
A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret.
The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009
The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...
HARFOLD, Vt. - In a study released this week by Harfold State College, scientists revealed that dinosaurs were, by far, the worst farters in our planet's history.
Although these farts went a long way in warming the planet, increasing the average t...
DEADVILLE, France (Rooters) - The Group of Eight leaders agreed on Friday that the global economic stench was becoming more "self-sustained," although lower clothing prices were 'hampering' further growth.
In a communique to be issued at the end o...
DENVER, Co -Scientists have developed a map of the smell emanating from different regions of the human body, according to my source, Dr. Sten Chisbad, of Boulder.
Some of the smells help keep us healthy by playing a key role in social functions, s...
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