Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 1 April 2018

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God's Easter message to the world on a piece of Chinese space junk coming tomorrow!

A defunct Chinese space lab hurtling back towards the planet is proof there is a god after all!

It will arrive on Easter Monday crashing through the outer-atmosphere with a message from our heavenly father attached (A Chinese version) proving that he does exist and is not particularly happy with things downstairs, especially at Easter, when his son was suppose to have been resurrected to save us all, however, the majority of the planet tend to ignore his lost message after 2018 years!

A Chinese, junk space lab was chosen to crash into the planet, so Easter egg searchers out in your gardens, plots, and where ever they are hidden, beware, the thing could land on your head!

China, is very proud that one of its defunct pieces of junk, floating around the heavens, was chosen, and has promised to continue destroying the planet's atmosphere with smog, smoke, and any other shit they like to blast into our blue-skies, because they believe having the most multi-millionaires on the planet is a gift from god, and sod the US and Russia!

Trump, is very insulted that one the US's lumps of junk was not chosen and decided to withdraw his oath on the Bible to act like a sensible human being in the name of god; now he is determined to continue to act like an even bigger imbecile! As for Putin, Trump's great friend, he blames the UK for not having his defunct space junk chosen as a message to humanity! The UK responded by expelling yet another bunch of Russian spies living in Mayfair in their million-£ homes!

China, doesn't give a shit where their lump of junk lands, even on China, because their President claims; the less the better and who needs billions of them anyway when you can employ German robots to do their filthy work!

God, has just done a Pontius Pilatus and f'ed off to Mars!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: China, God, Space Junk




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