The very rev Mike "Huckster" Huckabee has reversed hisself on the "I Heart Huckabee" film. Republican candidate the Very Reverend Mike Huckabee, in a last ditch effort to salvage his failing campaign, claims to have been the inspiration for the independent film hit, I Heart Huckabee.
"You see Hollywood loves me, the film folks love me...they know heart when they see it." The Repub Candie preached to a small congregation at the 51st baptist Church of Hollywood and Vine.
The Huckster's sermon continued: "This Huckabee Hearts the fetus...the women in the crisis pregnancy should heart that child too. I heart the constitution but I heart My Christian conservative Jesus mo so I would heart to bring them together. But have no doubt
"I heart everyone's religious rights so much that There will be no problem with a Religious Right wing Jesus Constitution...I'll just turn on my Huckabee Heart Light and My Jesus will help me be the Heart on President of these United States of Christian Amurica!"
