Michelle Obama is Spock's sister

Written by dutch

Thursday, 7 February 2013

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Sheldon's brain download gift to Obama

Star Trek fans are reeling from the revelation that Michelle Obama is actually Spock's sister. Trekkies were amazed to see Michelle Obama wearing a Romulan costume at the presidential inauguration. The First Lady was wearing a costume which was identical to one worn by a Romulan princess and was even accessorised by identical pink gloves and gaudy gold belt. Michelle's 'bangs' were also styled in a sleek 'Spock bob'.

"Why it was as if Spock's sister was there as I live and breathe!" said one excited Trekkie. Sheldon Cooper said that he would from now on be using his intellect to help the Obama administration.

He said "Bazinga!" and shouted "Live long and prosper" when he was watching Obama taking the Presidential oath.

An excited Cooper said that perhaps Gene Roddenberry had planned the future of America and actually genetically engineered Michelle and Barack. He said, "Anything is possible in a petri dish. Why Michelle could actually be a clone of Spock, engineered without the pointy ears." He commented that Obama, did not look human, "In the case of Barack Obama I do not see how he is remotely human and obviously has some kind of Klingon blood'.

Sheldon said that his girlfriend Amy Fairer Fowler was willing to donate her eggs, he could donate his sperm and Penny from the cheesecake factory was willing to act as a surrogate if the USA wanted to create a genius who could be a future US President.

Nerdy Sheldon has since them broken into the White House and implanted a braintransplant for Barack Obama and has downloaded his own huge brainpower into the presidents and a wire tap. Sheldon said I used simple Junior High science to download my own brain into Barack Obama's and a remote control wire tapping device. In that way I can be in charge of his Star Wars policy. If we make contact with aliens I will be able to take over Barack Obama's brain and make sure America is not destroyed by his incompetence. He modestly stated that his great intellect is his gift to humanity

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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