Michelle Obama To One day Have Sex Change

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Saturday, 20 November 2010

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The latest thing being rumored around Washington, DC is that Michelle's mother, Ms. Mary Robinson, says her daughter is planning to have a sex change later on after Barack is no longer President and the girls are older.

"Michelle would wait until those girls are grown and hope that things would be OK, but she might want to run as President one day and many people will simply not vote for a female president, including Christians, Jews and Muslims", she stated.

A close friend of the First Lady says that Hillary Clinton would have made a much better president than Bill Clinton.

"While Clinton was out chasing the ladies, Hillary was doing most of the work. Kind of like Dick Cheney and George Bush."

Several politicians have agreed but say that it probably will never happen because it would take another twenty years for the American public to accept it.

"While Michelle says that her husband is doing a great job, she thinks she could do better", stated the friend. "Michelle told me that it was she who got the Queen of England to let her crown down a little and that she has paved over a lot of problems for Barack Obama already."

"She may be against Hillary Clinton after some words exchanged during the primary, but she admires her a lot for her going out and having it out with the heads of other nations."

And how about her marriage?

"Oh, that would be no problem. They are best friends also. Plus public opinions are changing daily.

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