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Funny story: Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!

Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!

Despite media reports saying she wouldn't attend the coronation, Meghan Markle, or Merkle or MarkieMark, made an unexpected appearance. She stood, biting her tongue, as she gazed at the grandeur, trying to resist the urge to shout to the flying buttr…

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Funny story: Coronation red feather

Coronation red feather

Like the candle at Queen Elizabeth's funeral, blocking Mrs. Harry from the camera's eye, the Coronation feather also blocked Harry from the camera's eye. However, on second thought, could The Spoof be so indelicate as to suggest that maybe the Cor…

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Funny story: King Charles did not enter Westminster Abbey playing a tambourine

King Charles did not enter Westminster Abbey playing a tambourine

Rumors were flying about the Coronation ceremony of King Charles. Will he or won’t he? Not King Charles, but Harry? Will Harry or won’t he? Will Harry actually go to his father’s Coronation? He didn’t want to be seated in Peterborough but wanted a…

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Funny story: Old people remembering the Coronation of their youth

Old people remembering the Coronation of their youth

83-year-old Edna and 79-year-old Tom, stalwarts of the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent, are both reminiscing about the previous coronation in 1953. "Do you remember that day?" asked Tom. "I do. I remember my neighbors had to hire the te…

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Funny story: What will you be doing at the Coronation?

What will you be doing at the Coronation?

What are your plans for the Coronation this year? Are you a monarchist, supporting everything that the King says? Did you buy Spare? Did you read it? Do you know anyone who bought Spare? Do you like them? What do you think of Camilla? Really? Well…

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Funny story: Phew, Of Relief! And Phew Again!

Phew, Of Relief! And Phew Again!

Why the Phew? She isn’t coming. Who isn’t coming, one might ask? Harry’s wife. Where? To the Coronation of King Charles III at Westminster Abbey on May 6th! Harry’s wife is staying home at the mansion in Montecito. So, Phew! If invited, th…

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Funny story: Did King Charles III Invite Anyone From The Spoof To Attend His Coronation?

Did King Charles III Invite Anyone From The Spoof To Attend His Coronation?

How could King Charles ignore The Spoof world? The Spoof has always kept him in Spoof’s headlines. Indeed, (bet your bottom dollar) if anyone from The Spoof had been invited to the Coronation, they would never have played the Maybe I will, and Maybe…

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Funny story: There will be 'Cats' at the Coronation - Andrew Llloyd Webber To Do Music

There will be 'Cats' at the Coronation - Andrew Llloyd Webber To Do Music

King Charles is getting Andrew Lloyd Webber to do the Coronation music. Prince William - a Lloyd-Webber fan came up with the idea. Charles and Lloyd-Webber have had discussions - and Charles being a modern monarch wants to modernize the basic…

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Funny story: Charles' Coronation Marks 1,000 Years of Compassionate British Rule of Wales, Irleand and Scotland, Etc.

Charles' Coronation Marks 1,000 Years of Compassionate British Rule of Wales, Irleand and Scotland, Etc.

So says Dr. Rotundus Boypincher of the Famous Boypincher Clergy Family - (going far Back in British Church history). He was doing a TV book interview for his latest book - 'How Britain Civilized the World and Made Lots of Money. Doing It'. B…

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Funny story: Charles Wants Sun Tan Lotion for his Coronation Ceremony - (the Royal Anointing)

Charles Wants Sun Tan Lotion for his Coronation Ceremony - (the Royal Anointing)

Part of the coronation ceremony is an anointing with oils on hands and face. Charles being a thoroughly modern monarch has asked for suntan lotion for the royal anointing. Also, he hates the thought of olive oil and cinnamon on his skin.

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Funny story: King Charles is Doing Weightlifitng to Prepare for the Coronation Ceremony - May 7th

King Charles is Doing Weightlifitng to Prepare for the Coronation Ceremony - May 7th

Windsor Castle has a temporary weight lifting room in the old Dungeon - so Charles can physically get ready to be crowned King of England in May. Camilla is there in tights, with a little whip to snap at him - if he flags in his weightlifting du…

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Funny story: Royal Coronation Chair an Ass Breaker says Member of Repair Team

Royal Coronation Chair an Ass Breaker says Member of Repair Team

The huge Solid Oak British Coronation Chair will make you Ass numb in five minutes - say a member of the team repairing and re-gilding the Royal Chair. The Team knows personally - as they have been sitting in the Chair and doing Selfies (for frie…

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Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...

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Funny story: Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law. Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Tightens Grip On FIFA

Sepp Blatter Tightens Grip On FIFA

Reigning President Sepp Blatter was re-elected unopposed to the post and the 75 year old Swiss lost no time in tightening his grip on the association. The 4th termer, who has been under severe pressure in recent weeks due to claims of bribery and...

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