Despite media reports saying she wouldn't attend the coronation, Meghan Markle, or Merkle or MarkieMark, made an unexpected appearance. She stood, biting her tongue, as she gazed at the grandeur, trying to resist the urge to shout to the flying buttr…
Like the candle at Queen Elizabeth's funeral, blocking Mrs. Harry from the camera's eye, the Coronation feather also blocked Harry from the camera's eye. However, on second thought, could The Spoof be so indelicate as to suggest that maybe the Cor…
Rumors were flying about the Coronation ceremony of King Charles. Will he or won’t he? Not King Charles, but Harry? Will Harry or won’t he? Will Harry actually go to his father’s Coronation? He didn’t want to be seated in Peterborough but wanted a…
83-year-old Edna and 79-year-old Tom, stalwarts of the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent, are both reminiscing about the previous coronation in 1953. "Do you remember that day?" asked Tom. "I do. I remember my neighbors had to hire the te…
What are your plans for the Coronation this year? Are you a monarchist, supporting everything that the King says? Did you buy Spare? Did you read it? Do you know anyone who bought Spare? Do you like them? What do you think of Camilla? Really? Well…
Why the Phew? She isn’t coming. Who isn’t coming, one might ask? Harry’s wife. Where? To the Coronation of King Charles III at Westminster Abbey on May 6th! Harry’s wife is staying home at the mansion in Montecito. So, Phew! If invited, th…
How could King Charles ignore The Spoof world? The Spoof has always kept him in Spoof’s headlines. Indeed, (bet your bottom dollar) if anyone from The Spoof had been invited to the Coronation, they would never have played the Maybe I will, and Maybe…
King Charles is getting Andrew Lloyd Webber to do the Coronation music. Prince William - a Lloyd-Webber fan came up with the idea. Charles and Lloyd-Webber have had discussions - and Charles being a modern monarch wants to modernize the basic…
So says Dr. Rotundus Boypincher of the Famous Boypincher Clergy Family - (going far Back in British Church history). He was doing a TV book interview for his latest book - 'How Britain Civilized the World and Made Lots of Money. Doing It'. B…
Part of the coronation ceremony is an anointing with oils on hands and face. Charles being a thoroughly modern monarch has asked for suntan lotion for the royal anointing. Also, he hates the thought of olive oil and cinnamon on his skin.
Windsor Castle has a temporary weight lifting room in the old Dungeon - so Charles can physically get ready to be crowned King of England in May. Camilla is there in tights, with a little whip to snap at him - if he flags in his weightlifting du…
The huge Solid Oak British Coronation Chair will make you Ass numb in five minutes - say a member of the team repairing and re-gilding the Royal Chair. The Team knows personally - as they have been sitting in the Chair and doing Selfies (for frie…
Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...
London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law. Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...
Reigning President Sepp Blatter was re-elected unopposed to the post and the 75 year old Swiss lost no time in tightening his grip on the association. The 4th termer, who has been under severe pressure in recent weeks due to claims of bribery and...
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