Tilly the Traveler - New Way to Take Pets on Vacation - Just Stuff them in the Luggage

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 10 December 2022

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This poor victim didn't survive the trip.

Air Travelers have discovered a new cheap way to take pets on vacation - as mentioned by CNN online - just stuff them in the luggage.

(You might want to give them Doggie or Cat sleeping pills first though.)

Just stuff them in the bag - and then you can relax during your flight knowing they are safe and snug in the cargo hold, (which is only partially pressurized).

You will be joining all the other people taking animals in their luggage. The people smuggling birds, turtles, snakes, and other reptiles for a living.

There is a slight problem. Occasionally the lowly - paid airport screeners - with their X - ray machines - catch some of these smuggled animals and then you flight is delayed because of your cat. And what to do with the animal at that point?

You se - these Travelers don't really consider themselves an animal smuggler.

They are just saving money by bringing Pussy in the Samsonite.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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