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New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

Funny story: New survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny

The long held belief that alligators avoid eating clowns because "they taste funny" has been challenged by a new poll. Of the thousand man-eating alligators that participated in the survey 58% stated that they really didn't care if a human was a...

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800-Pound MALL Alligator Emails The Spoof

Funny story: 800-Pound MALL Alligator Emails The Spoof

The gator (nicknamed Godzilla) nabbed outside a Houston-area mall has a lot to say about humans. Here are some direct quotes from his email to The Spoof: -- "They muzzled me, which is why I'm using email for all my communications at this point. Phooey." -- "They blasted my weight all over the Internet. What nerve! I plan to sue for invasion of privacy." -- "I was just minding my own busin...

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The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame has just informed the news media about plans for a Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park. The park is scheduled to open in early 2015, and it will include...

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Text Message Leads To Tragedy

Funny story: Text Message Leads To Tragedy

Mark Cooper, a 21-year-old university student from Oldham, Greater Manchester, has died after misinterpreting a text from his mother. Mark was out jogging when his mum, Susan, sent him the following message: The neighbour's pet, Ed, wants to have...

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The Biggest Mosquito In The World

Funny story: The Biggest Mosquito In The World

THIBODAUX, Louisiana - A Louisiana game warden, John Claude Du Croissant has reported finding a ginormous mosquito in a bayou just outside of the town of Thibodaux. The town of Thibodaux is noted for having the best crawfish étouffée in the entire...

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Alligator explodes in python's belly, it farted!

Funny story: Alligator explodes in python's belly, it farted!

In the Florida's Everglades National Park an alien species of python, the Burmese version, attempted to swallow an alligator whole, in its entirety and still alive. The python measured 3,9 metres and the alligator a mere 6 foot (1,9 metres), an un...

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TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

Funny story: TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

Minimum Wage TSA union workers, smarting from a series of law enforcement charges running from rape, murder, theft, drug smuggling, pedophilia, and sexual fondling and harassment attempted to make it all right by detaining a British man who claims h...

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Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Funny story: Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Police were called to a house in Blackguard Close, Titchfield today to investigate the killing of a pit bull terrier by an alligator in a neighbour's garden. "We received a complaint from a resident that an alligator in a neighbour's garden had ea...

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Homeland Security To Build Moat From San Diego To Brownsville; Deputize Alligators

Funny story: Homeland Security To Build Moat From San Diego To Brownsville; Deputize Alligators

This Sunday, Janet Napolitano told talk show host, Mike Huckabee, that trying to keep out the hordes of illegals from entering the US by building a fence has failed miserably. Arguing that it is a waste of money to continue this mission because the...

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Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa

Funny story: Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa

A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting "...

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See You Later Alligator

Funny story: See You Later Alligator

A young child in Brazil is today recovering from the tragic loss of his friend Benjy, an alligator who befriended the boy who lived a lonely life near a forest in Brazil. The child, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had found the alligator be...

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Alligator Crocked by Cat

Funny story: Alligator Crocked by Cat

America has again led the world in discovering the true nature of feline psychology. In an amazing experiment, which had personnel at London Zoo gaping in surprise, a contest between a cat and two alligators left the alligators crocked and the cat...

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Paging Crocodile Dundee, Three Reptiles Caught in NYC Last Weekend

Funny story: Paging Crocodile Dundee, Three Reptiles Caught in NYC Last Weekend

Yep, that's right. Three of 'em. One was an alligator; the second, a lizard; the third, an iguana. The alligator was caught after supposedly hiding under a Datsun in Queens. But that wasn't the whole story. To get the scoop for Spoof readers,...

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Abandoned alligators roam Northern American states searching for a rodent or two!

Funny story: Abandoned alligators roam Northern American states searching for a rodent or two!

Abandoned alligators have been increasingly seen roaming the streets of several Northern US cities miles away from their normal environment. The abandoned alligators are now being used by state rodent/stray dog catchers to clean up the cities rod...

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Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic

Funny story: Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic

Howdy, folks! My name is Cherry Cockburne, and today I'm going to discuss three ways you can use proper keyword selection to achieve Search Engine Optimization, or SEO. As many of you may remember from our last session, SEO is a way to improve the visibility of your web site or web page by increasing the odds that it will appear among search engine results. This gives your site more exposure, o...

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Alligator abandoned after sexual tryst

Funny story: Alligator abandoned after sexual tryst

BOUTTE, La. - Terron D. Ingram, 38, of St. Charles Parish, Louisiana, remains in custody following his Friday arrest for, (among other charges) allegedly "being cruel to an alligator, by reason of abandonment." Other charges filed against Ingra...

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Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Funny story: Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Last Saturday's Florida Gator's win over the UM Hurricanes has been reversed by NCAA officials. NCAA president, Jimmy Johnson, told reporters that there were too many bad calls against Miami. Johnson also told reporters tha...

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Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Funny story: Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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