Vladimir Putin is a Mafia Don

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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Vladimir Putin
Is a shoo-in
For this century’s
Coming ruin
He is Russia’s mafia don
Let him kill and he thinks he’s won

World War Three is at the door
Everybody hit the floor
Invade one nation
Then one more
Vladimir Putin starts a war

Fascism comes to fruition
Assassinate the competition
Mafia czar rules alone
Bulletproof car forbidden zone

Here come the nukes
On the Ukraine
Open your mouths
For the black rain
Putin ain’t happy
Unless he’s causing pain
He is democracy’s
Modern stain

The KGB never died
Changed its name to create a lie
Putin’s skill
It to kill
Pussy Riot knows the drill
Freedom of speech
Shot in the head
Equal rights
Are bleeding red
What do you expect
For Hitler’s shit
Hire a sniper
To make a hit

Putin is a pussy
Putin is a pussy
Putin is a pussy
His job is cushy

Putin is a pussy
Putin is a pussy
Putin is a pussy
And goddamn pushy

Putin is a pussy
Putin is a pussy
Putin is a pussy
He can kiss my tushy

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