When Trump becomes the president of some country (possibly no longer named America), he will change everything about the country. And they mean everything!
There will be a new constitution, written by Trump himself, with tons of laws protecting the rich and punishing the poor for being poor. Plus new state flags with a picture of Trump on each one, and the states will be renamed, for example: Trump Island, instead of Rhode Island, Trumpachusetts, Delatrump, Texatrump, Calitrumpia, Alaskatrump, Hawatrumpii, Floritrumpa, etc etc.
And all schools, highways, national parks, lakes, rivers, deserts, mountains, etc will be named for someone in the Trump family – just like old British royals did to all their commonwealth nations, naming things far far away from Britain for princess this and king that and other people no one knows or cares about anymore.
It’s how you truly take over a country – name it after yourself and when you die, the inhabitants will have gotten used to it and won’t want it to change. Now that’s better than carving your fat face onto a mountain, ain’t it? Name the mountain after yourself – costs less and everyone can see a map, but not necessary you carved in stone for all time.
Also, ever heard of a New York minute? Trump will create a new time, new clocks, a new way of determining the day, month, year, all according to Trump Time. Will the trains run on time? If Donald says they do … then don’t argue … you’re living in His country, not yours.
