The New Republican Party - the Trump 'Pit Bull' Republicans

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 25 November 2022

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The American Reich?

I have been watching with alarm as democratic America slides downhill toward Republican Fascism - said British Journalist Basil Blathering.

I have been blathering about it for years.

Mussolini had his brown shirts - Trump has his orange hats. And Trump's legacy will live on - as Mussolini's legacy lives on in Italy right now.

The old Republican Party is dead as a Dodo.

Many long-time leaders have been forced out of the Party by the new 'Pit Bulls' as not Right Wing enough.

Pit Bull Republicans can't think very well - but are great at Anger, Revenge, physical and verbal Attacks on Democrats and Liberals and anyone else who gets in their way to Power.

And in Britain we are not much better - letting the Conservatives destroy our Quality of Life and previous friendly relations with Europe - and replace it with a Thatcher Iron Curtain - walling us off from Europe.

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