Republican Archeologists excavated the sites of several different tribes that lived near each in Arizona 15, 000 years ago.
Each tribe used different tools and built different dwellings.
Jim Jones, (wearing a small I Heart Trump button) explains:
We are just collating the early tribal Indian evidence-with some evidence from the 1950's. But I can give a preliminary report.
These tribes lived in peace and near each other, and then a charismatic leader arose in one tribe.
He got his tribe angry at the other tribes. Their skin was slightly darker.
He cornered the market in arrowheads and blamed it on another tribe.
There was drought and to keep his job, he lied constantly about the other tribes. His tribe had never had a constantly lying, every-day liar for a leader, so they believed him.
The few who didn't believe him were thrown out of the tribe.
Families broke up arguing about him.
Finally, his smoke signaller went to the top chiefs and told what was really was going on.
So Chief Big Wind lost his luxurious tent, and string of fancy ponies, and was limited to one Wife.
He was furious. He went to Largo Lake and retired with the remainder of his stupidly faithful followers.
He cut his story and Philosophy into the rocks in the hills - and they were discovered, in the 1950's by a vacationing senator McCarthy of Wisconsin - and spread far and wide in his books.
His ideas that Greed was the Greatest Good, Lying is good, and Men should run everything, and have the best of everything - and families have nothing, or a few crumbs - revolutionized Conservative thinking.
This early Wisdom, became through many of our Republican Prophets - (Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Trump) - the foundation for our happy, prosperous society today.
He was the first Republican.
