"It used to be a pleasant show - older women baking delicious cakes and friendly competition, " said Lance Bottomly, aging Hollywood star - and honorary judge of the Bake-off.
Now that Republican Trumpers with their orange Hats and aprons have taken it over - it is terrible. They are censoring any cakes with Liberal sentiments - 'Owning the Lib Bakers' - as they say.
No 'Merry Xmas' cakes allowed - you have to spell out ' Christmas'.
Gay and Jewish bakers are having their cakes sabotaged - oven temps. altered, or salt secretly thrown in their cake batter when they go to the bathroom.
The goal is that only Republican cakes win - and they are on their way - with these dirty tricks - to taking all the Prizes.
The Judges don't seem to care - and the audience - supposedly ethical citizens - egg on the Cake Desecrators.
What has happened to America?
