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Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

Funny story: Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

With a surfeit of gluten on its hands due to a rising demand for gluten-free food products, the United States government recently announced that its Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program will be offering free gluten to low-income Americans. "I...

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5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

Funny story: 5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...

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UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Funny story: UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...

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Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Funny story: Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...

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Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

Funny story: Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA -- Bainbridge Island, Washington, has outlawed cheese. At least, during the upcoming NFC Championship game that pits the Seattle Seahawks against the Green Bay Packers. And it's not only cheese per se that's banned, but al...

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New Alzheimer's Support I Think It's Chilly In Here

Funny story: New Alzheimer's Support I Think It's Chilly In Here

Give me a minute, I'll think of it - A new Alzheimer's support group is set to begin um sometime in uh April maybe or was it Uncle Herbert right after he got back from overseas? You know he never was the same I can't imagine the things he saw over th...

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Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

Funny story: Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...

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The Impact Factor - Obsolete and Dangerous

Funny story: The Impact Factor - Obsolete and Dangerous

The Impact Factor was conceived in the 1970's by Eugene Garfield, founder of the Institute for Scientific Information, and can be used to compare the 'scientific weight' of different academic journals. Whilst many have argued that the Impact Factor...

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Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

Funny story: Scientists Finally Admit An Astonishing Fact About The Moon

SAGINAW, Michigan - Two of the world's leading scientists have called a press conference to announce what they say is an astonishing fact regarding the moon. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have discovered that contrary...

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EU teaches Spanish food manufacturers cheese and ham making techniques

Remember the Black Foot semi rotten Iberico ham served in Spanish Cafes on the Costas? Or perhaps the off-flavoured translucent cheese served with tooth shattering sweet bread rolls? The EU may shortly be insisting that Spain's food makers look outsi...

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Wisconsin Vows To Cut Down On The Wasteful Practice of Duplicate and Triplicate Signs

Funny story: Wisconsin Vows To Cut Down On The Wasteful Practice of Duplicate and Triplicate Signs

MADISON, Wisconsin - A spokesperson for the governor's office has stated that he wants to thank all of the concerned citizens who have brought the practice of duplicate and triplicate signs to the state's attention. Gideon Hookerfaust, 48, speakin...

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Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

Funny story: Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were...

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Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers

Funny story: Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers

Millions of asthmatics all over the world have signed a petition to ban the food colouring Annato. The evil chemical is the best friend of the peanut and it is responsible for a sudden country wide epidemic of food allergies. The epidemic has resul...

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English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

Funny story: English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me." Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...

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USA a smugglers paradise; drugs in the South and cheese in the North!

Funny story: USA a smugglers paradise; drugs in the South and cheese in the North!

The US border guards have got quite a problem on their hands because they just cannot stop smugglers invading the country from all sides! Mexican smugglers in the south enjoy a free for all whilst dodging dodgy border guards who seem to arrest Mex...

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Cheese singles have very little cheese in them

Funny story: Cheese singles have very little cheese in them

Cheese Singles, those flat yellow rectangles of vaguely cheese tasting material are not, as advertised, cheese. "After careful analysis of melting patterns under a hot grill," said professor of cheese, Adam Gouda, "we have concluded that, at best,...

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Man, 73, Gored In Leg during Running of the Bulls While Shopping For Cheese in SW12

Funny story: Man, 73, Gored In Leg during Running of the Bulls While Shopping For Cheese in SW12

A 73-year-old Spanish man was gored in the right leg on the first day of the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, though the incident actually occurred in Balham, South London, while he was shopping for cheese. Pedro Santorini from Pamplona an...

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The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

Funny story: The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...

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