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Funny story: Wisconsin Admits That They Have A Very Serious Cheese Shortage

Wisconsin Admits That They Have A Very Serious Cheese Shortage

CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…

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Funny story: The All New Christ on a Cracker (or Jesus Cheese)

The All New Christ on a Cracker (or Jesus Cheese)

Catholics the world over are excited by Pope Francis’ new and improved way for his minions to eat their god. Usually, the priest would stick a piece of hard … something (they called it a wafer or a cracker, but who knows with those people, all lie…

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Funny story: Greg Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Type of Cheese

Greg Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Type of Cheese

Loud-mouthed Television bod Greg Wallace, and the equally outspoken Plasticine Dog Gromit are all set for a brand new adventure - The Wrong Cheese. Following the worldwide success of Paddington Bear, the Wallace and Gromit franchise is set for a m…

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Funny story: Taco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry

Taco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…

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Funny story: France's Worst Drought in 200 years Triggers Food Shortages - Must Eat American Cheese

France's Worst Drought in 200 years Triggers Food Shortages - Must Eat American Cheese

France is, having its worst drought ever, possibly due to Global Warming. 'Le Warming Americain', as they call it. (But not caused at all by them of course). It is causing power shortages and food shortages, and a heat wave every day. Be…

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Funny story: Wisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage

Wisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage

MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…

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Funny story: Danish Cheese Stinks

Danish Cheese Stinks

A tiny EU nation stuck above North Germany, home to Legoland, a naked mermaid, and Peter Schmeichel, is causing quite a stir across the North Sea. Those residing on the outer-periphery of EU unification are about to be invaded by something that ca…

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Funny story: EU cheese suppliers boycott Nr 10!

EU cheese suppliers boycott Nr 10!

(NOT EDITED) As a result of a certain referendum, which has caused economic chaos in the UK, EU cheese producers have decided to 'twist the knife into the wound' even further by boycotting Nr 10 Downing Street. Very cheesy PM, Boris Johnson, a hug…

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Funny story: Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Britain - but not Northern Ireland - left the EU at the end of 2020, and importing and exporting has not been the same since. Geoff Turnip is an importer/exporter from Bishop's Prepuce who exports beef, and imports strudel. "Bringing in the strude…

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Funny story: Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

With a surfeit of gluten on its hands due to a rising demand for gluten-free food products, the United States government recently announced that its Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program will be offering free gluten to low-income Americans. "I...

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Funny story: 5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...

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Funny story: UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...

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Funny story: Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...

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Funny story: Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

Cheesy law regarding football spawns other gridiron lunacy

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA -- Bainbridge Island, Washington, has outlawed cheese. At least, during the upcoming NFC Championship game that pits the Seattle Seahawks against the Green Bay Packers. And it's not only cheese per se that's banned, but al...

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Funny story: New Alzheimer's Support I Think It's Chilly In Here

New Alzheimer's Support I Think It's Chilly In Here

Give me a minute, I'll think of it - A new Alzheimer's support group is set to begin um sometime in uh April maybe or was it Uncle Herbert right after he got back from overseas? You know he never was the same I can't imagine the things he saw over th...

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Funny story: Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...

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Funny story: The Impact Factor - Obsolete and Dangerous

The Impact Factor - Obsolete and Dangerous

The Impact Factor was conceived in the 1970's by Eugene Garfield, founder of the Institute for Scientific Information, and can be used to compare the 'scientific weight' of different academic journals. Whilst many have argued that the Impact Factor...

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