Christ Born a Jew, Lived a Jew, Died a Jew - Let Us Christians and 'Supremes' Pray To Him

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 27 June 2022

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Does this remind you of a fruitcake with nuts in it?

Jesus went to the Synagogue all his life and prayed yearly to Jehovah in the Big Jewish Temple. Christians being a confused people - think he was a Christian. But have no idea when he became a Christian.

Does this remind you of a fruitcake with nuts in it?

Jesus (real name, Joshua of Nazareth - named after the Old Testament hero - Joshua) - was born a Jew, lived a Jew, died a Jew - only had Jewish friends, and was buried in a Jewish tomb.

But let us Christians pray to him on Foot Ball fields anyway.

And let's get the Supreme Court involved - they love a Christian Jesus also.

It is a Collective Delusion.

If I told you a Guy went out and got Baptized at a River, by a Jewish priest in front of 200 other Jewish people, and a Dove comes down. Is the Dove from Jehovah, the Jewish God, or as most Christian think from the Christian God? You can't have it both ways.

(But if delusional or schizophrenia - go ahead and have it both ways.)

Delusional Evangelicals, in America, right now are the main group ruining all our lives - making things worse daily for all of us - except the Judges and Politicians catering to them making things even worse.

(Praise God) …LOL…

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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