BILLINGSGATE POST: During the past week, a number of very prominent women - all politicians - have had their names mentioned as possible choices for Joe Biden as running mates. Among those mentioned were Pocahontas, Kamala (Breath) Harris and Stacy (Tank) Abrams.
The forward vision of Joe Biden has never been questioned. It’s his memory that causes concern to those that listen to him disassemble fact as he creates fiction.
Yesterday, he announced his choice as running mate. In doing so, he went beyond, far beyond, conventional wisdom. Citing the lack of diversity in previous administrations, he chose a member of the San Francisco Branch of Dykes on Bikes,
With his penchant for sneaking up on unsuspecting women and sniffing their hair, he was immediately attracted to Emma Winesap, a charter member of the Dykes on Bikes in San Francisco. Emma is also a member of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a local group of fallen Nuns who help each other help themselves to the bare necessities of life: booze, drugs and sex.
Although Emma has a five o’clock shadow, her bouffant-styled blond hair was an immediate turn-on for Biden.
She said she would be honored to serve with him, and said she couldn’t wait to face-off with Vice-President Pence in a debate.
Slim: “All bets are off. Looks like she could make a real difference.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Are you sure that’s not Phyllis Diller?”