Brad Pitt Has A Shit

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 28 November 2019

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One he had in his garden last week

In a huge coincidence some exponents of Cockney rhyming slang will find it somewhat difficult to believe, Hollywood film star, Brad Pitt has had a shit.

Pitt, 45, has long had his name used in association with the act of defecation, as in:

"She's gone for a Brad Pitt"

and this seems set to continue after Pitt was reported by journalists watching outside his California home last night, to have retired to one of his four bathrooms, to relieve his bowel. He crouched down, and released his payload with a nonchalance that is rarely seen outside the world of the rich and famous.

Pitt has told close friends he feels priviliged to be associated with faeces in this way, especially after the death, on Christmas Day, 2015, of the American singer, actress, dancer, comedian, activist, author, and songwriter, Eartha Kitt, who was the person previously favored for mention when someone was taking a dump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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