A new object in every Republican's DVD player will be the President's new highlight reel, released in a huge ceremony on Thursday. President Trump is explaining to his followers that if they don't buy the DVD, then they are just aiding the enemy.
The "Donald Trump Highlight Reel" includes scenes from top films with Trump in them, including, aptly, the Little Rascals, Zoolander, Home Alone 2, Suddenly Susan, Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate 2000 Bernaola Twins, Wrestlemania, and commercials featuring Oreos, Pizza Hut, Pepsi, Serta, and McDonald's.
Trump promises that this will just be the first in a number of DVD releases, which will be required to air on all stations upon its release. The next one will be all about the Great Election Win of 2016.