(Remove that comma above, and read the truth!) Happy people are not good for the economy. When you’re miserable, you drink too much, eat too much, and go on shopping trips buying crap that will sit in the “stuff drawer” forever, or until the next…
Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis won big at SAG awards, but their masters are not pleased! In the above photo, we can see Yeoh and Curtis trying to give each other the Illuminati hand sign, acknowledging their true lords and masters who make cel…
… to be the best kind of Evil you can be. You’ll have to be, if you wanna join. (Are they reading this right now? Can I join? I got this ex-boyfriend I … well, I’ve said too much, wink wink, hush hush, I getcha. Is this all about revenge, ultimat…
Now we all know that Covid is just an elaborate scheme by Freemasons and the Satanic Illuminati to bring the world to its knees. And, yes, China wanted membership, so they had to do something uniquely evil in order to impress the New World Order, to…
Waterloo, Iowa - "NO BACON", that was the critical situation report which NSA and top military analysts saw at 5:40am, as they prepared to deliver the White House Daily Brief. For more than half of a century, the Pentagon has been able to tell the Pr...
AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...
NEW YORK - A recent CNBC business segment with Jim Cramer reported that Wall Street would face "annihilation" if Elizabeth Warren were to be elected President of the United States in 2020. Although an "Ultra-Millionaire Tax" got the most attention, t...
DUNWICH Massachusetts - The Democrats of the US Congress began their efforts to Impeach Donald J. Trump on November 8, 2016. However, "investigations" to determine his motivations, his base of power, and his true origins began many, many months earli...
SAN FRANCISCO - When the wish-list for the "Green New Deal" became public, the $94 TRILLION price tag had millions of Americans staggering around in disbelief. Based on current tax rates and Federal spending, those who paid the taxes by working could...
RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...
St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...
WASHINGTON DC - With the passing of George H W Bush on November 30th, thousands took time to remember the man he was, and to be thankful for many of the things which he had done. In fact, his accomplishments were so profound that many of the most pow...
A million rumors and conspiracy theories are swirling on Twitter about French President Emmanuel Macron and his connection to Occult Magick. Recently, the feds hacked Facebook and circulated a picture of Macron with his hands making the Illuminati si...
Head of the Illuminati, David Rockefeller, denied that the Illuminati would ever have anything to do with Trump, his Cabinet, or his family. "The Illuminati, if it did exist, would never stoop to the level of supporting wannabe tinhorn dictators.
Our reporter from U-R-FKDmagazine met up with Illuminati member Sir Reginald Adder at the National Liberal Club London. Sir Reggie does not confess to being a member of the Illuminati but our reporter who is a distant cousin knows it to be a fact, hence his ability to gain access to Adder in the first place. The subject he wished to find his response to was ISIS and its current vendetta against th...
ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...
Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - The enlightened masters' red alert comes as jailed Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko was freed on compassionate grounds this morning from incarceration for crimes against hair-brained beauty products and the peroxid...
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