A rap from David Cameron

Funny story written by Leo Montford

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

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The following is a rap from Prime Minister, Conservitive Party leader and notorious hip-hop fan David Cameron that he wrote for us at the Spoof Musical Express with hope that he will open your eyes and get you interested in politics. Take it away David...

Yo It's David C

Telling you to vote for me

The leader of the Tory party.

I want you to let me stay

And save the day

Samantha is my Bae.

Ed Miliband is a nerd

So spread the word

Like Lemon Curd.

So this is my plea

And I hope you agree

Please vote for me!

Peace Out

MC Dave

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