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Funny story: Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Hillary Clinton ignited a twitter storm for using the expression "going south" when she described Donald Trump's business failures. Clinton was critiquing Trump's proposal to turn the southwestern US in to a giant golf course. Clinton immediately...

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Funny story: A rap from David Cameron

A rap from David Cameron

The following is a rap from Prime Minister, Conservitive Party leader and notorious hip-hop fan David Cameron that he wrote for us at the Spoof Musical Express with hope that he will open your eyes and get you interested in politics. Take it away David... Yo It's David C Telling you to vote for me The leader of the Tory party. I want you to let me stay And save the day Samant...

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Funny story: Novel Fund Raising In Venezuela

Novel Fund Raising In Venezuela

A Venezuelan politician has launched a raffle to help fund his upcoming election campaign - and the lucky winner will receive a breast-enlargement operation. Guillermo Ignatio Ricon hopes the unusual raffle, with tickets at $6 (£3.90), will help h...

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Funny story: Emanuel Promises Redemption & Resurrection as "More People, Both Dead & Alive, Want Me to be Mayor!"

Emanuel Promises Redemption & Resurrection as "More People, Both Dead & Alive, Want Me to be Mayor!"

An unrepentant Rahm Emanuel, seemingly denied his rightful ascension to the Chicago mayoral throne, claims that his write in candidacy will trump any legal proclamations to the contrary saying, "The will of the people, both dead and alive will preva...

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Funny story: "Shoot an M16, help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office": Spokesman for campaign rival sees "no connection" to Saturday's shooting

"Shoot an M16, help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office": Spokesman for campaign rival sees "no connection" to Saturday's shooting

Tucson, AZ - In the wake of the shooting of Arizona Representative Gabrielle Giffords, in which six people were killed and 13 others were injured, a spokesman for Giffords' Republican opponent dismissed claims that the 2010 campaign's heated rhetoric...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Mayoral Race Wide Open This Year

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Mayoral Race Wide Open This Year

With the recent "retirement" of Mayor Bud Tatum, the town of Hog Jaw will see it's first new mayor in 65 years. Bud, who became mayor on his homecoming from World War Two (where he fought the Nazis and Japs by working at a supply depot at Fort Bliss...

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Funny story: Mandelson to meet Illuminati to decide who wins next General Election

Mandelson to meet Illuminati to decide who wins next General Election

Lord Mandelson the most senior Illuminati member in politics in the UK is to go to a secret Illuminati meeting where it will be decided who is going to win the next General Election. Now you may think that the UK is a Democracy surely the people w...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

At a recent press conference Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats hit back at accusations that his party was irrelevant. "Just because we will never ever hold government does not make us irrelevant" he told a rather apathetic crowd of around 2 pe...

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Funny story: It's Official: Obama Buys Election $658m-$358M. Dems Set New Format for 2012!

It's Official: Obama Buys Election $658m-$358M. Dems Set New Format for 2012!

Washington,DC/ Wall Street Journal - Even Barney Frank, House Banking Chairman, admitted the cost of buying the Presidency was too much! Frank and other Ultra Left Liberals are pushing through Congress a new set of rules for future elections that wi...

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Funny story: Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

(Chicago) Barack Obama has won the US Presidential election becoming the 44th President in US history and also becoming the first African American President. As the victory celebrations of the Democratic Party carried through the night Obama grabbed...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!

Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!

(New York, NY) "Maxim" magazine has come out with its "100 Hottest Cabinet Members". Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, William Seward. (Washington, D.C) "The Washington Post" reported that the Presidential candidate most likely to quote from "Dirty Harry", John McCain, is still behind Barack Obama in fu...

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Funny story: Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...

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Funny story: South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund. Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an...

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Funny story: Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way. The money appeared magically a...

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Funny story: John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

(Washington, D.C.) "The night is always darkest before the dawn." So begins Harvey Dent's observation on Gotham City's crime spree in "The Dark Knight". And it's the same beginning for a press release...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton stunned democratic supporters by announcing her withdrawal from the nomination race in a foul mouthed, drunken tirade.

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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.

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