The housing shortage in Britain reached new peaks yesterday as it was announced that PM David Cameron's forehead had officially been declared brown-belt land, suitable for a new social housing development.
the site, estimated at approximately 6-8 acres, was passed suitable for housing development 'effective immediately' by Chipping Norton local district Council.
Council Chairman Bill Bosworth stated at a meeting yesterday that the site 'would be viable for approximately 50-60 new properties, all of which will provide decent suitable socially-conscious shelter for as many Eastern European foreign nationals as humanly possible.'
Mr Bosworth also addressed local fears that the new housing development would not be in keeping with the traditional style of local residential housing, by adding that 'the people of our dear village needn't worry, we will ensure Mr Cameron's substantial cranium will be made of brickwork from the local quarry and in keeping with current architectural design'.
Mr Cameron was unavailable for comment, but a spokesperson for the Cameron family posted a response on the Conservative Party website, stating that Mr Cameron 'will do everything in his power to fight the development of this new site' and proposed that the housing development might be relocated to Ed Miliband's 'smug, Aardman animation, fat grid' or alternatively 'cast into the emotional pit of despair that currently encircles Nick Clegg'.