Poor Paris Hilton has fallen afoul of her own brilliance once again after being arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine.
This time, the important socialite was caught by police who were carrying out a routine code 17-01 (or Paris Hilton inspection), which is a federal mandate.
Officers discovered Ms Hilton's vehicle was caked in a white powder, which they proved to be cocaine, using the age-old police trick of trying some out.
Ms Hilton pleaded her innocence as the officers carried out a 17-02 (or Paris Hilton arrest). She insisted the powder had come from her personal dermatologist Carlos Alberto Renteria and was, so she was led to believe, simply baby powder which she had been using to keep her cheeks soft (yes, those cheeks).
Paris is expected to be released on bail shortly, before being arrested again this evening on further narcotics charges.
Drunk driving, drug use, and prison time are listed as Paris' hobbies in Who's Who.
