Top globe-trotting, press attention seeking celebrity Paris Hilton, revealed her diet secrets earlier today to the women at the local rehabilitation centre for anorexic heiresses who haven't a clue, where she was asked about her recent arrest for coke possession.
"You've got it all wrong", She is reported to have said, "The Diet Coke is the best way to lose weight. You can lose days at a time, and won't feel the need to eat. Its fab".
Later that day, the local police station reported it had been besieged by a group of women who had broken into there secure evidence holding unit, and stolen several kilos of cocaine which had been previously seized in drugs bust, earlier that week.
News just in: Lindsay Lohan was cautioned by police after having stopped off at Wal-marts today in an attempt to pick up a 6 pack of diet coke.