Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest Latest!

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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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American socialite Paris Hilton has been involved in another cocaine incident in Las Vegas, with the celebrity being found to be in possession of absolutely no cocaine, police say.

Ms Hilton was arrested (stopped) by Las Vegas police when they stopped (arrested) a car in which she was a passenger.

A bit confusing that, wasn't it?

Officers found some suspicious powder in the car, which later proved to be washing powder.

Miss Hilton was then asked to accompany the officers to the station so that they could more-closely examine her breasts, and to get some sutographs.

Police spokesman Marcus Martin said Ms Hilton was being driven by a friend when they were stopped by police at 2330 local time (0625 GMT).

"Officers noticed that Miss Hilton's blouse was slightly lower than the norm, and that one of her nipples was partly visible. The officer in charge of the 'investigation' immediately got a hard-on, and asked the suspect if she wouldn't mind accompanying him to the station so that he could have a wank whilst she was present. She agreed, but only if she didn't have to watch," he said.

Lt Wayne Holman said the driver of the car had been charged with driving under the influence of washing powder, and that Miss Hilton was charged with being a very sexy bitch.

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