Paris Hilton, that fab mega-rich society personality with the right name and ultra-rich Daddy has just been told by the police her latest profession, possession and sniffing of cocaine is illegal and was promptly arrested!
Her list of previous professions reads like a whose who of a typical heir to a fortune and rich American bitch; Internet "porn" slut, brushing pussies with Lady Gaga, attempting to sing, advertising and general sexy Hallo Magazine photo model (what was her name again?)
Her latest job, sniffing and possessing lines of "coke" in public is bound to set a superb example for all of her worshipping morons and hopefully they will all join her for a short break (very short, bail is imminent) in the slammer.
Such are the lives of the rich and famous, the more scandals they produce the more popular they become.
All the world now needs to hear is that she's teamed up with the less than raging Tiger Woods (with his loose golf balls and steaming dick) for a "quicky" in the broom cupboard of one of her Daddies fabulously expensive hotels.
Oh to be rich and famous!
