Written by Robert W. Armijo

Friday, 24 August 2007

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Madonna says: Who's next? As she gets ready to lock lips at the up coming MTV awards to make her look young again

Hollywood, California - Although it is rumored that Justin is Madonna's new boy-toy, in actuality, the two have been secretly rehearsing together in preparation for their joint performance on stage at the up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next month. In addition, the two are planning to lock lips sometime during their performance, an apparent reenactment of Britney's and Madonna's now famous girl-on-girl lip action four years ago at the AVM awards, say insiders close to the show's production.

"He's just really up set at being stood up by Britney at his Virginia Beach recording studio late month," said the close friend, who asked not to be identified. "He set aside a whole week for her and at the last minute she cancels on him. So he asked Madonna if she'd make out with him up on stage and she said, 'Yeah, but only if you read these religious pamphlets I have for you.' And he said, 'Okay." And said, "Okay.' So it's on, man!"

However, Madonna, having just recently having completed her new autobiographical children's book set for release in the English market titled, "Mommy, Why Can You Tinkle Just Like Daddy Standing Up?" denies the rumors.

It looks like fans will have to wait until next month to find out for sure.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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