Britney Spears "Outed" by Magazine Claiming She's A Lesbian

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Sunday, 19 August 2007


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Pop tart Britney Spears has been outed by a recent Hollywood magazine that claims the singer/former mousketeer/troubled divorcee is gay. The magazine shows a cover picture of a topless Britney in a swimming pool with another woman hugging her around her neck.

That publication, which will not be named in this article as this new source considers itself to be credible and will not slander anyone, lists evidence inside that the former wife of Kevin Federline in a lesbian. They point to her recent path of destructive behaviour and say that it was all part of Britney's finding and discovering herself and her sexuality.

When asked to comment on this, Rosie O'Donnell said "Britney's come out? We don't want her either. Shove that little white shaved ass back in the closet!"

Publicists and spokespeople for Britney have not made any comments on the OK! magazine story (oops, we slipped...sorry about that...we didn't mean to out OK! as the magazine telling tales, knowing their upstanding reputation for journalistic integrity and such...sorry! Okay?).

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