April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review interviewed Sen. Marjorie "The Bachelorette" Taylor Greene and asked her how she is doing after her divorce. MTG said that she hasn't been this happy since the night she took on a varsity basketball team in…
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Vermont governor's mansion is that the Green Mountain State has become much more conservative than ever before. A spokesperson for Gov. Phill "The Pill" Scott recently said that after re…
One of the most gorgeous and sexiest and talented women alive … is now dead. Raquel Welch never wore my panties, and I never wore hers. But hopefully, in the afterlife, we can enjoy each other, whenever I get there. Raquel is there now giving all…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of psychiatry is a very synchronized photosynthetic arena. Recently a group of 4,000 psychiatrists met in the Windy City and focused on the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, D.C. (The Trum…
COPENHAGEN, Denmark – (World Satire) – A Danish report on human sexuality has just been released, and one of the results was that the Scandinavian country of Sweden is the country with the most incidences of French Kissing. The report stated that…
CORK, Ireland – Irish officials are taking the Coronavirus very seriously, as evidenced by a newly-written proclamation which, if violated, will cause the violator or violators to be taken into custody. The Blarney Stone Coalition of Dublin stated...
POMONA, California - Researchers at The Pomona Institute For Cosmetic Studies have discovered an interesting phenomenon that may revolutionize the art of kissing. Dr. Amerigo W. Baconweiser, an expert in cosmetic medicine, stated that, after condu...
Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...
HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College has revealed that local students think all that kissing which same-sex Russian Olympians do is gay, especially for a city that has no gay people. Students in Carver Dining Hall wer...
Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - Due to the high incidence of people coming down with the flu, colds, and allergies, the governor's office has just issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits anyone in the state of North Dakota from engaging in French kiss...
DES MOINES - The senate of the state of Iowa has finally passed a bill that was first proposed two months ago. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow, 53, of Sioux City, introduced the bill which is listed as TW Bill 01 (Tongue Wrestling Bill 0...
For iPhone users, Vision Time has been an invaluable app, allowing lovers separated by thousands of miles to see and talk to each other (as long as both are on WiFi, using unlimited data plans and have purchased the premium version - other video phon...
BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movie series was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends trimmed by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Fondue has a reputation for knowing lots of intimacies about starlets tha...
A lodger wanted in connection with an assault on his landlord was arrested yesterday. For several years 51-year-old Hugh Yewlukinat had been living in lodgings in the Glasgow district. According to sauces left on the kitchen table, he'd recently s...
MUNCIE, Indiana - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Muncie where she spoke in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor. Bachmann was asked by GOPicky Magazine how she felt she did in the last GOP debate. She giggle...
HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears said she was thrilled beyond belief to receive The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show. But the blonde "Oops I Did It Again" girl did confess to Pia Confetti of The El Lay...
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