Anna Nicole Smith Diaries For Sale On E-Bay

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Monday, 16 April 2007


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Two diaries written by Anna Nicole Smith will be auctioned off on E-Bay, with a reserve price set at $25,000 each. Both were listed for sale in a private auction, but none met the minimum price. The auction house felt that it was because all of the interested parties may lay claim to the volumes.

Early press releases on the books incorrectly stated that they were from 1992 and 1994. This has been corrected and now the truth can be told.

Diary one covers Anna in the puberty years, from age 11 thru 13. It chronicles her feelings about her personal development, her sexual fantasies, and her first attempts at masturbation and making out, and her experiences shopping for brassieres. Polaroid snapshots of herself at various stages of puberty and with early boyfriends are pasted on several pages.

Diary two covers her first experiences with Playboy magazine and Hugh Hefner and her first times stripping nude in public for various audiences and photographers. Multiple magazine photos, private film negatives, and an audio tape are included in a back pocket of this volume.

It is estimated, now that the truth has come out, each volume may shatter record prices for a book at auction (the previous record being for a first edition Guttenburg bible).

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