Yu Dan, the CCP's "ears, eyes, throat and tongue"

Funny story written by liming

Monday, 16 April 2007

Ya Dan, a female professor, narrate the story of Confucius, interpret the Analects of Confucius on CCTV-10. Yu Dan's work has attracted critics .But Yu Dan doesn't seem to worry too much about her critics, dismissing them by saying "It's a matter of personal choice".

She blazon forth slavishness! A example, When confucius says "...cautious about your words...", he mean,as Li Zehou annotates,"...bravely responsible for your promises...". But Yu Dan's deduction is ,"if one chatters(about politics),the state(goverment) may chastise him into disaster".

In fact, all media under control of the CCP all propagandize slavishness. Li Changchun,known to many as the propaganda chief ,a member of the Standing Committee of the Political Bureau of the Communist Party of China Central Committee is the chief instigator.

But Li Changchun,this time,made a mistake. Yu Dan was told to start a subject to fool the mass ,that prove suitable for dissidents to quarrel on. Yu Dan's words arouse so much criticism,pointing directly to the regime.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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