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Funny story: Al Gore Hammers Anna Nicole Smith Obsessions So Do Not Read This

Al Gore Hammers Anna Nicole Smith Obsessions So Do Not Read This

In December of 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine in which he said, "When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, (the North Pole used to have ice), afterwards I would turn on my TV and there were two networks with the bulletin: 'Britney Spears loses custody of her children.' We're living in a madhouse if our prio...

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Funny story: New evidence: Anna Nicole Smith daughter 'to inherit Beverly Hills High School oil well'

New evidence: Anna Nicole Smith daughter 'to inherit Beverly Hills High School oil well'

Texas - (Crude Mess): Little Dannielynn Birkhead is the rightful heir to a Beverly Hills school campus oil well, the US 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled yesterday. The three year-old daughter of deceased ex-stripper and Playboy centerfold Anna N...

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Funny story: UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

Ban Ki-Moon, leader of the UN, has recently been admitted to a mental institute created by Sir Richard Branson on his island. He had been asked to submit his statements on the trial of Tony Blair, which had been requested of him 1 month earlier.

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Funny story: Brittany Murphy death 'hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith pharmacology connection

Brittany Murphy death 'hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith pharmacology connection

Los Angeles - (Rumormill): A sicko media 'stunt' or terrible, unexplained tragedy? Initial reports this weekend that the Clueless actress had died were met with skeptical derision following a spate of faux stories speculating about her alleged r...

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Funny story: Controversy erupts over Nordegren children - plumber, mailman claim paternity

Controversy erupts over Nordegren children - plumber, mailman claim paternity

After Elin Nordegren's tearful confession that Tiger Woods is not the father of her children, and identified 'the pool boy' as their father, two other men stepped forward to claim paternity. Nordegren married Woods in 2004, and later gave birth to...

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Funny story: Shrinks shrank Anna Nicole Smith brain

Shrinks shrank Anna Nicole Smith brain

Los Angeles - (Diprivan Deprivation): So far nobody's actually saying 'Anna Nicole's shrinks were hired by her former in-laws to fry her opiate-dependent brain'. But evidence before an LA court this week has set out how psychiatrists treating the...

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Funny story: Uri Geller reckons Jackson death 'just like Anna Nicole Smith'

Uri Geller reckons Jackson death 'just like Anna Nicole Smith'

Tel Aviv - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yeah, toxic leaking implants and a lethal meds cocktail," former Mossad stooge Uri Geller said today commenting on the death of longtime friend Michael Jackson, "and that's what also killed my other pal, Anna Nicole Smi...

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Funny story: Tiny Dick Timney Named Media Watchdawg by Home Sec'y Wifie Smith

Tiny Dick Timney Named Media Watchdawg by Home Sec'y Wifie Smith

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has a very expensive second home payed for taxpayers squirrelled away somewhere in her sister's back bedroom in a tiny flat in Cheaters-on Therun, Doublecross. But that is no longer the big story as The Daily Male reports...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole body to be exhumed

Anna Nicole body to be exhumed

Nassau, Bahamas - (Big Boob Mess): A police investigation into a fetishistic grave-robbing cult has spread to the body of former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith following allegations that an empty coffin was interred into her final resting place...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith prescription drugs 'were for chest pains' says ex-boyfriend Stern

Anna Nicole Smith prescription drugs 'were for chest pains' says ex-boyfriend Stern

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Sad Ass Mess): "Those drugs were for chronic chest pains," hotshot LA lawyer Howard K Stern said through his attorney today, "and at two kilos per breast my lovely Anna Nicole sure had a lot on her, er... plate..." Th...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger lands J Howard Marshall III role in Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith life story

Mick Jagger lands J Howard Marshall III role in Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith life story

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Ageing sexagerian crooner Mick Jagger is to play the role of Texan oil billionaire J Howard Marshall III in the Royal Opera House's production of Anna Nicole Smith's life story. The title role is still up for grabs alt...

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Funny story: Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.

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Funny story: Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): An inquest has heard how Daniel Smith, 20 year-old deceased son of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, had become terrified and psychotic because of his mother's enormous false breasts.

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Funny story: Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Feisty litigant Elaine Marshall, former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, has vowed to make sure eighteen month-old little Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead neve...

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Funny story: Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband to publish Anna Nicole faghagiography

Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband to publish Anna Nicole faghagiography

Los Angeles - (Farcial Mess): Prince Frederik Von Assfelt, husband of actress Zsa-Zsa Gabor and sometime paternity claimant of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, is to publish a faghagiographical memoir of their tryst, it was announced...

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Funny story: One year on Anna Nicole Smith's mom claims wrong body buried in Nassau

One year on Anna Nicole Smith's mom claims wrong body buried in Nassau

Bahamas - (Sad Ass Mess): On the eve of the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death her feisty Texan whore-from-hell mother Virgie Arthur has claimed General Colon Bowell ordered a massive cover-up and made sure the wrong body was buried i...

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Funny story: 24/7 armed guard to patrol Anna Nicole Smith's grave ahead of first anniversary

24/7 armed guard to patrol Anna Nicole Smith's grave ahead of first anniversary

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass): Less than three weeks from the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death at the Seminole Hard Northern Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, the Governor of the Bahamas has ordered a 24/7 arm...

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