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Funny story: And Here is the News...Again.

And Here is the News...Again.

HEADLINES KIM KARDASHIAN ROCKED UP TO RIHANNA'S FIRST DIAMOND BALL BENEFIT IN A PLUNGING LEOTARD WITH MESH NETTING. Friends say this is a radical departure for her. Kim has also been made an offer by Air Canada to model her bum for new hot air balloon. MOTHER OF NINETEEN CHILDREN VOWS "NEVER TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN". FRANK BRUNO GIVEN ALL CLEAR BY DOCTORS TO RESUME BOXING... BUT MAY HAVE T...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Liquefies

Hugh Hefner Liquefies

America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story. His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...

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Funny story: Satan's New Year Address

Satan's New Year Address

Last night, Satan's New Year Address 2015, held as usual in rooms beneath the House of Commons England was hugely attended. Present were all the Grand Masters of the leading Masonic Lodges worldwide, Pope Francis, the Royal Family of England, leading...

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Funny story: Hefner's Wife Tells All

Hefner's Wife Tells All

Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...

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Funny story: California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

SACRAMENTO - The state of California acting on the concerns of thousands of its citizens has decided to take a step towards earthquake prevention. The Golden State has hired one of the world's leading earthquake preventers Hyderpindi Peshgooli, 57...

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Funny story: Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys. Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill fa...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...

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Funny story: Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...

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Funny story: Larry King Sells His Viagra Factory To Hugh Hefner

Larry King Sells His Viagra Factory To Hugh Hefner

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King recently purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. He just announced on his television talk show The Viagra View that he has sold it to Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner who is 87. King told his co...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

LOS ANGELES - The head of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner has stated that his readers will not be seeing Miley Cyrus in the glossy pages of Playboy anytime soon; if ever at all. The men's magazine mogul told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Miss Cyrus, thou...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Visit Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Kim Jong Un Wants To Visit Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner has just let the American news media know that he received an email from North Korea's Kim Jong Un. The North Korean leader expressed a desire to visit California and tour the world famous Playboy Mansion. Hefner said...

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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Funny story: "Playboy" launches Braille issue

"Playboy" launches Braille issue

CHICAGO, IL - Christie Hefner, Hugh's daughter and president and CEO now that her father, the magazine's founder and publisher emeritus, is encumbered by his having to wear Depends diapers for adults to avoid embarrassing accidents, announced during...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Wants To Buy Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Simon Cowell Wants To Buy Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Simon Cowell, alias The Sultan of Sarcasm and owner of X-Factor has just said that he is in the market for a brand new home. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Cowell was recently given a personal tour of the Playbo...

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Funny story: Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house. Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...

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