ET McCrone Asks for Prince William's Hand

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 16 April 2007

McCrone who has sought to reunite the PM with the USPrez has now made a bold move to become Queen of England! Liftevator operator in Liverpool, nyc and Tucson, AZ McCrone has run an off-beat campaign for what he call the PrezMinistership. He is obsessed with reuniting the colonizers with the colonies and has hatch eccentric plan after odd idea. Tunnels across the Lake, and Dental Dams from York to New York are just a few of the odd fellows brainfarts.

The unexpected breakup of the Prince and his Kate apparently has inspired McCrone to consolidate three powerful posts in one: "President and PM were really just my second and third choices respectively. What I have always secretly dreamt of was the queen's crown and now that Kate is out of the way, I will throw my hat into the ring. Billy, If you are listening, ET is phoning you from Home. . . Join me, the lowclass in two lands and together we will be goooiiinnnngggg uuuuupppppppp!

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