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Funny story: Former Contestants Tell Current Wannabees "Tits and Ass Won't Win Idol"

Former Contestants Tell Current Wannabees "Tits and Ass Won't Win Idol"

Kellie Pickler knows as the voice of experience. So does Kimberly Caldwell. Antonella Barba found out last season. Kristy Lee Cook may learn the lesson this year. According to Kellie, "It takes more than a nice pair a' tits and a tight ass to win...

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Funny story: People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...

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Funny story: American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures

American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures

Former American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, apparently jealous at the buzz created by this year's contestants, appears on the cover of Stuff magazine in some sexy lingerie. There is also a photo spread of her inside the magazine in her silky un...

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Funny story: Britney, Paris and Antonella to star in violent Tarantino 'Chick Flick'

Britney, Paris and Antonella to star in violent Tarantino 'Chick Flick'

It's no secret that Quentin Tarantino enjoys the shock factor in his movies, that all important car crashy scene where you know you should be looking away but you just have to look, think Michael Madsen giving someone a Van Gogh and you get the p...

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are not happy. Lindsay, famous for her multiple nip-slips, is furious. Paris, famous for her sex tapes and wild lifestyle, is angry. Britney, famous for pictures of her exiting a limo without panties...

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Funny story: Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.

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Funny story: American Idol to Drop Most Contestants and Bring Back Last Twelve Hotties

American Idol to Drop Most Contestants and Bring Back Last Twelve Hotties

In a surprise move, American Idol has dropped all but two of their current finalists and invited back the last ten cut attractive female contestants. They have also announced a cooperative marketing deal with Hugh Hefner and the Playboy empire. S...

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Funny story: Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Chris Sligh threw an "I didn't want to play with you anyway" after his American Idol sendoff on Wednesday. Sligh, the chunky contestant with curly hair, glasses, and the hottie wife, claimed that he wasn't trying to win and was sel...

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Funny story: Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba will receive their prestigious "Jedi Knight" statues in person when the Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers hold their annual "Jedi Knights Award Ceremnony" in a cow pasture in Roswell, New...

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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

In a sensational move tonight pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest pop duo that are sure to storm the hit parade. And hang on to your hat for it's none other than Antonella Barba and Scottish schoolboy, Wee Jimmy Krankie!...

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Funny story: Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.

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Funny story: Antonella Barba to Win First Nobel Piece Prize

Antonella Barba to Win First Nobel Piece Prize

At a press conference in Stockholm Sweden Lars-Lars Johannsen-Johannsen, Equal Member Of The Nobel Committee With The Responsibility Of Running Meetings. (EMOTNCWTRORM for short) announced that Antonella Barba would be the first recipient of the new...

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Funny story: Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

American Idol loser, Antonella Barba, has a new song to sing and she will be performing it, in her unique, off-key warble, as an American Patriot!...

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Funny story: Senior President George Bush Collapses on Golf Course After Naked Antonella Barba Shows Him Her Birdie

Senior President George Bush Collapses on Golf Course After Naked Antonella Barba Shows Him Her Birdie

While vacationing and playing golf at a California country club, former President George H.W. Bush collapsed on the course. He was taken to a hospital, treated, and released. The former President was playing golf with some Hollywood celebrities w...

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Funny story: Antonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party

Antonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party

Antonella Barba, the former American Idol Contestant whose pictures have been all over the internet, celebrated her being voted off the show this week in a strange fashion. Her weekend was spent at the home of Hugh Hefner, more commonly known as The...

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Funny story: Al Gore Running For President, Aided by Most Googled Names; Britney Spears, Antonella Barba and Paris Hilton.

Al Gore Running For President, Aided by Most Googled Names; Britney Spears, Antonella Barba and Paris Hilton.

Al Gore has today announced he's running for President and, in a horribly misguided attempt for popularity, he has asked some of Google's most searched for names to help him in the election.

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Funny story: Antonella Barba Enters Monastery

Antonella Barba Enters Monastery

Heartbroken and dejected Antonella Barba, America Idol hopeful, has announced her entrance into a female monastery. She's decided to throw in the towel and take a vow of silence.

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