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Funny story: E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...

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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 3

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 3

As everyone on earth now knows - this is my third column on this - beings from the planet Sophia 69 have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions in recent days. Details of how this has affected media content...

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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 2

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 2

As everyone on earth now knows, beings from the planet Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life, have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions in recent days. As reported in...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science...

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Funny story: Official: no aliens in the White House

Official: no aliens in the White House

Washington AC/DC - The US government denied today the existence of intelligent alien lifeforms in the White House amid a mounting furor about 'non-indigenous illegals' in high public office. Tell-tale signs like ectoplasm trails, mysterious glowin...

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Funny story: Have the Time Team found ET?

Have the Time Team found ET?

Following a recent excavation in Northumberland for Channel Four's Time Team, Tony Robinson has confirmed the discovery of remains believed to be from a space craft of unknown origin. Discovered in a blast crater, the remains appear to be those o...

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Funny story: Steven Spielberg reveals that ET never phones him these days

Steven Spielberg reveals that ET never phones him these days

Bearded multi-millionaire and film maker Steven Spielberg has revealed that it has been years since his former work colleague ET phoned him. 'I made him a star' said the bewildered man of a thousand visions 'and he never phones. Other people who I...

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Funny story: Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

London - A mystery craft 'armed with a 1,000ft plunger' was seen servicing sewers under the newspaper HQ. It then took off in a northerly direction leaving behind toxic contrails 'that looked awfully like the letters IOU'. Witnesses described t...

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Funny story: Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer. The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981. The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue : "On Ma...

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Funny story: Spoofer Accidentally Finds Extra-Terrestrials Using SETI Sceensaver

Spoofer Accidentally Finds Extra-Terrestrials Using SETI Sceensaver

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At 5.08pm GMT, spoofer Inhopeless has found alien life using his home computer. "Well," he said, "I just downloaded the screensaver. I went to get my memory stick from my coat, and that took some time. My computer screensaver ki...

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Funny story: ET still not home after wild party

ET still not home after wild party

ET, the beloved alien from a 1982 family documentary is not home from a wild party. He is said to have gone out on New Year's eve, just after 9, to go to a party at his friend's house, two galaxies over, and has not managed to phone home. His...

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Funny story: E.T. was 37 years old when he befriended 10 year old Elliott - New book claims

E.T. was 37 years old when he befriended 10 year old Elliott - New book claims

To millions he was the rubber-necked, cuddly, alien youngster from a planet far, far away who was apparently abandoned on planet earth but was discovered and cared for by a young boy. However, a new book claims E.T. the Extra Terrestrial was a mature...

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Funny story: Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Hades City Venus -- Disappointed scientists announced today there is no on extravenusian life on Earth. The space agency's ambitious Phoenix Earth Lander conducted several tests at the Blue Planet's equator and found the planet was sterile. T...

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Funny story: Extra-Terrestrials - Proof At Last!

Extra-Terrestrials - Proof At Last!

The world stared in awe today at the two lastest space-beings that have come to make their home in LA, Calif. The "odd couple" as they have been described, arrived in a blaze of media hype.

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Funny story: UFO Sighting Causes Mad Panic

UFO Sighting Causes Mad Panic

A UFO that hovered over the West Midlands towns of Oldbury and Dudley at the weekend, caused havoc on the roads in the area, and widespread panic back on its home planet!...

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