Former president and convicted felon Donald Trump rejected debating Kamala Harris on any of the top three networks but suggested his haven, Fox News.
Kamala Harris's reply was quick. "No change, pretty boy. Quoting Mae West, "Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right, and you can walk all over them for years."
To Trump, her reply sounded not nice and rather combative. He remained puzzled. But to chicken out of a debate with a woman would give the appearance of his being a chicken. What would his MAGA folks think of him? He needs to debate Kamala Harris.
So he decided to give it another try.
Mr. Trump then suggested having a debate at a neutral, fun place. He offered to put up her entire crew at Mar-a-Lago at half price, rooms with ocean views, and a complimentary, all-you-can-eat breakfast. The same ballroom where he hid those Top-Secret US documents can be used for the debate, and Sean Hannity will be the moderator.
There was another Mae West quote: "We're intellectual opposites. I'm intellectual, and you are the opposite."
Trump was baffled. "But that's at half price and all you can eat for breakfast," he insisted. "Can't we talk about it?"
"I understand you are six feet two inches. Let's talk about the two inches."
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
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