Trump is Now Anti-Trump, says MAGA

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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In an astounding turn of events, at this latest CPAC, Donut Trump said he hated to see social security and Medicare depleted by anyone … did he know he was talking against his own party Is he still in politics? Does he know what day it is?

Further strangeness on the Trump front … backstage at CPAC, Trump filled his diaper but Melania said she didn’t have an extra one in her diaper bag, so Donald Trump, the 45th Prez of the Antifa States of America … wiped his shitty ass with the American flag!

MAGA morons were confused at first, then they tried to say Joe Biden wiped Donald’s ass with the flag (even though Biden was nowhere near CPAC), then they said Mexicans desecrated the flag and that the border wall needed to be bigger, and then they blamed drag shows.

A whole lotta blame but very little on the actual culprit.

Trump then went on to say that the actual flag is not the one everyone knows, that the stars and stripes are a British design, handcrafted by Prince Andrew, and contains Ebola in its fibers.

One a good note, Donald’s ass is now clean, and the flag is in the garbage, where he left it during his presidency.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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