(Spoof News) - The iNews News Agency has informed the public that Donald Trump Jr's., fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle has said that she will donate every dime that she earns from the sale of her designer Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties to Donald Trump's attorney fund.
The idea for the underwear came from Donald Trump, Sr., himself, who has always told Kimmy that she has one of the hottest, sexiest, asses in Florida, where her and Donnie Jr. reside.
Little Donnie adds that at the age of 54, his Puerto Rican buttercup is one erotically sensuous cougar.
Donnie is only 54, making Guilfoyle 9 years older than him.
Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties come in three different colors, Lascivous Lilac, Erotic Eggshell, and Promiscuous Purple.
