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Funny story: Every US retail outlet has run out of the WNBA sheer mesh panties

Every US retail outlet has run out of the WNBA sheer mesh panties

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has stated that retail stores Walmart, Target, and Fiddle Faddle have all run out of the new WNBA panties. Confetti noted that the new undies come in sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, and XXXL - though, good luck finding t…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez proudly boasts that her new silly string bikini panties are the nation's number 1 seller

Jennifer Lopez proudly boasts that her new silly string bikini panties are the nation's number 1 seller

Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings, recently interviewed Jennifer Lopez at a Casa de Masa Mexican restaurant, where she unveiled her latest sensation: the Silly String Bikini Panties. These innovative panties, available in a convenient…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle says that she will donate every penny from the sale of her Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties to Trump's lawyer fund

Kimberly Guilfoyle says that she will donate every penny from the sale of her Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties to Trump's lawyer fund

(Spoof News) - The iNews News Agency has informed the public that Donald Trump Jr's., fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle has said that she will donate every dime that she earns from the sale of her designer Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties to Donald Trump'…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Can’t Keep It In Her Hard Rock Panties

Taylor Swift Can’t Keep It In Her Hard Rock Panties

Taylor Swift has tried again and again to donate her panties to the Hard Rock Café in Los Angeles, but they keep getting stolen. Was it a lone thief in a mask with a long moustache that he was spinning around his finger? Or was it an employee, esp…

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Funny story: A Wisconsin Firefighter Is Very Upset With His Wife After He Finds a 12-Inch Vibrator In Her Panties Drawer

A Wisconsin Firefighter Is Very Upset With His Wife After He Finds a 12-Inch Vibrator In Her Panties Drawer

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with National Rumblings reports that a firefighter in Sheboygan found a 12-inch vibrator in his wife's panties drawer. The firefighter identified as Gavitt Drizzelinski, 29, said that he had been…

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Funny story: Walmart Has Run Out of Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties

Walmart Has Run Out of Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - (Celebrity Satire) - The largest retail store in the world, Walmart has just announced that it has run out of their number one selling item; The Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties. A rep for the Arkansas giant sa…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Autographs One of Her Favorite Bras And a Pair of Her Panties And Presents Them To President Biden

Britney Spears Autographs One of Her Favorite Bras And a Pair of Her Panties And Presents Them To President Biden

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears says that one of her greatest thrills ever, was when she voted for President Biden. Spears even placed a Las Vegas bet that Biden would kick the Trumpturd's ass, and as a result she won $1.7 million. W…

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Funny story: A Thief Breaks Into Marjorie Taylor Greene's Appartment and Steals All Of Her Panties

A Thief Breaks Into Marjorie Taylor Greene's Appartment and Steals All Of Her Panties

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene has a home in Washington D.C. and she has an apartment in Baltimore. Recently after arriving back in Baltimore from D.C. Marjorie noticed that someone has broken into her apartment. She c…

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Funny story: The Deliciously Sexy Actress Elizabeth Hurley Sells A Pair of Her Crotchless Panties For $6,000

The Deliciously Sexy Actress Elizabeth Hurley Sells A Pair of Her Crotchless Panties For $6,000

VAG VAG ISLAND - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress from the Austin Powers movies, Elizabeth Hurley has stated that a Saudi prince has just purchased a pair of her magenta-colored crotchless size 5 panties for $6,000. The Saudi prince invited L…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Selling GOP Panties With All The Profits Going To Pay For Trump’s Legal Defense

Marjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Selling GOP Panties With All The Profits Going To Pay For Trump’s Legal Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Hearsay Today News Agency has reported that the Trumptard’s lawyer fees have already exceeded $8 million. Reporter Abby Yukon noted that the avowed racist is used to stiffing any and all attorneys, constructi…

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Funny story: A San Francisco Pole Dancer Makes a Killing Selling Glow-In-The-Dark Rainbow Panties

A San Francisco Pole Dancer Makes a Killing Selling Glow-In-The-Dark Rainbow Panties

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has just made it known that a pole dancer from Frisco has just sold her one millionith pair of Glow-In-The-Dark Rainbow Panties. DDNA writer Cinderella St. Lamb, interviewed Juliet Rumpal…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Caught Donaldo Wearing Her Panties (Again!)

Melania Trump Caught Donaldo Wearing Her Panties (Again!)

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Megan Markle says that Melania told her that she caught her husbandt (sic) wearing a pair of her imported French bikini panties (again). Markle said that this now makes about 17 times that her BFF Melly has told her th…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Reveals That She Has Stopped Wearing Panties

Ivanka Trump Reveals That She Has Stopped Wearing Panties

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – According to Wild Whisper’s reporter Margarita Mixx, Ivanka Trump has finally revealed that she does not wear panties. Trump’s favorite child was interviewed by Miss Mixx, and she flat out told her that the reason she s…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Donates A Pair of Her Sexy Panties To The Smithsonian Institute

Jennifer Lopez Donates A Pair of Her Sexy Panties To The Smithsonian Institute

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that Smithsonian Institute officials are thrilled at the fact that popular singer, dancer, and movie star, Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo has graciously donated a pair of her panties to the…

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Funny story: U.S. Supreme Court Out Of Ladies Panties And Siding With College Athletes

U.S. Supreme Court Out Of Ladies Panties And Siding With College Athletes

Wow! At last! After raking in billions of dollars for colleges and universities participating in sports, the US Supreme Court ruled that college athletes should also get a piece of that pie. Yes, athletes received scholarships, room and board, me…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again

The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again

The Supreme Court of the United States is at it again. They’re going to get in women’s panties and decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies, panty-wise. After all, with global warming and food rationing looming in the future, it’s time to…

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Funny story: A Woman is Making Covid-19 Masks out of Her Panties

A Woman is Making Covid-19 Masks out of Her Panties

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports coming out of West Holly are that, because of the scarcity of the Coronavirus medical masks in California, due to the wildfires, one business-savvy woman has decided to make masks out of her panties. Left C…

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