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Colleges clamp down on panty raids

Funny story: Colleges clamp down on panty raids

For decades they have been a staple of US college life, as American as apple pie. Many men who have gone on to achieve great things have attributed their success to the character building they gained through stealing girls' underwear during their hig...

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Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Funny story: Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...

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The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

Funny story: The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...

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Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...

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Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Auction Off Bras and Panties To Help Pay For Her Rehab Stay

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread. An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...

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Fat Man in Panties Ruins Family Day Out

A day out for a Winnipeg family turned sour today after they encountered a fat man outside their local Wal-Mart clad only in women's panties causing the cancellation of the families planned day of fun watching vehicles traverse at speed along the I-7...

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Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Funny story: Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...

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Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified

Funny story: Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified

SAO PAULO, Brazil - The 2011 Pageant has already encountered its very first piece of controversy (no pun intended). According to the pageant's president Pandora "Dimples" Slickpizzle, the contestant identified as Catalinita "La Bonita" Robayo and...

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Nancy Pelosi Sets World Record For Getting Her Panties In The Biggest Wad

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Sets World Record For Getting Her Panties In The Biggest Wad

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties...

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Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer. "We are very...

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Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Funny story: Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Sells Soiled Panties to Repay Campaign Debt

Funny story: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Sells Soiled Panties to Repay Campaign Debt

Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, took a beating two years ago from Barak Obama. In the process she accumulated a pretty hefty debt from campaigning. In order to pay the debt down Hillary has gone the, "Home Shopping Network", way. She is selli...

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Lady Gaga Furious! Says That A TSA 'Pat Down' Should Not Last Twenty Minutes

Funny story: Lady Gaga Furious! Says That A TSA 'Pat Down' Should Not Last Twenty Minutes

SAN FRANCISCO - Lady Gaga had just finished performing at the famous Cow Pasture Palace in San Francisco when she was asked about her 'pat down' incident down at LAX Airport in Los Angeles. Gaga told a reporter for West Coast Mirror magazine, Sigo...

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Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties." From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...

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Nude Panties Keep Hollywood Paparazzi Guessing

Funny story: Nude Panties Keep Hollywood Paparazzi Guessing

In the midst of the latest controversy about whether or not a certain daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus was caught on film without her briefs, one Paris lingerie designer is taking credit for the ruse, claiming that many of his flesh tone "Nude" panties ar...

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Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Funny story: Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...

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Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

Funny story: Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up. The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...

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NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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