BILLINGSGATE POST: Henry Smelt, a 29 year old dentist from Wichita, Kansas, shot a 54 year old cougar in the Everything's Game Bar and Grill in Wichita. The bar is widely known as a notorious pick-up spot in an affluent area of this Kansas prairie...
BRANDON, MB-Local college boy Brent Simmons admitted Monday that the true identity of the woman he calls his mother, one Shirley Simmons, is actually his 45 year old mistress; a cougar named Diamond Foulfish. The relationship according to Simmons,...
GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law. Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...
NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars. But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in t...
An 11-year-old girl shot a cougar that was following her 14-year-old brother to their home at Twisp, in north central Washington. The female cougar killed last week was about 56 years old and weighed about 220 pounds - twice of what it should w...
SAN FRANCISCO - Ian Somerhalder was visiting old friends in San Francisco when he was asked about a recent comment he had made on The View. Somerhalder, who stars in the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries told Whoopi Goldberg that he found Kate Go...
NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...
HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is all abuzz with the recent romantic relationship between Rob Pattinson, 27, and Kathy Griffin, 53. Friends of Pattinson, who is 26 years younger than Griffin, have asked him what in the world he could possibly see in the red...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has actually traded two vices, drugs and alcohol for a third vice young men. Lohan who has been doing pretty good since spending 3 months in a rehab clinic during the summer has been seen on both coasts cavo...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - The word coming out of Savannah is that just when it looked like it could not have gotten worse for Paula Deen - it has. The 66-year-old dethroned Southern cooking maven has just found out that her husband of nine years Michael...
NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift performed before a sold-out crowd at one of her favorite venues, The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. The country music songstress says that she loves the Voodoo because it has one of the finest sound systems in the entire c...
NEW YORK CITY - Reports filtering out of the Big Apple are that local girl Jennifer Lopez is still highly upset with her boy toy Caspar Smart for jumping the gun and revealing to the entertainment media that she was going to be returning to American...
LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher, 35, has stated that he is sick and tired of his soon-to-be-ex-wife Demi Moore dragging her freaking feet in their divorce proceedings. Kutcher recently told Glamboyant Magazine that he heard from a very good source th...
HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore says that she is throwing in the white towel. The G.I. Jane star revealed to a close friend that she is tired of everyone laughing behind her back due to the fact that she practically begged ex-husband-to-be Ashton Kutcher to t...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not your normal man-bites-dog story. Police in Junction City, Kansas arrested a 24 year old male for attacking a woman with a dangerous weapon; her own false teeth. Miles Worthington of Junction City needed a little cash. Kno...
BEVERLY HILLS - Family members and close friends of Demi "The Cougar" Moore fear that the elderly actress is once again setting herself up for disappointment and eventual failure in the romance department. Moore who is in the process of divorcing...
BEVERLY HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that the wedding that was being touted as the Wedding of the Year has been called off. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo reported that Aniston, 44, has decided to cancel her wedding to fellow...
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