A list of tweets from Melania Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 22 May 2023

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Melania is 15 years older than her boyfriend LeBron James.

The estranged wife of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reveals some amusing quirks about her soon-to-be-ex-husband. Melania Trump, known for her unique sense of humor, shared some lighthearted anecdotes about Donaldo, setting aside their differences.

A LIST OF FUN FACTS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

1. Donaldo's love for fast food is unmatched! He once tried to break a world record for eating the most burgers in a single sitting. Let's just say, he's on a first-name basis with the entire staff at McDonald's. #BiglyBigMacBaller

2. Did you know that Donaldo talks in his sleep? But it's not just regular sleep talking; he sleep-tweets! It's like he's running his own midnight Twitter show for his dreams.

3. Donaldo has an obsession with unique hairstyles. He once considered replacing his infamous hair with a vibrant rainbow-colored mohawk to make diplomatic meetings more colorful.

4. When it comes to fashion, Donaldo has an unconventional taste. He believes that wearing mismatched socks brings good luck and prosperity. #SecretFashionHack!

5. Donaldo has a hidden talent for imitating animal sounds. He can do a spot-on impression of a howler monkey, especially when negotiating international trade deals.

6. Donaldo once tried his hand at painting and created a series of abstract nudes using ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. #SaucyArt

7. Donaldo has an uncanny ability to find shapes in clouds. He spends hours gazing at the sky, discovering cloud formations that resemble famous politicians but mostly his own face.

8. Donaldo loves to invent his own words and phrases. His latest creation is "covfefe-doodle-doo," which he believes signifies a fresh start to every morning.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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