Now with a porn star taking down a president (ah, that old Harlequin Romance, that old soap opera, that old cliché) other porn stars want in on the deal.
Once, porn stars (females anyway, maybe the guys too – straight, not gay … gay has always been awesome!) were women hated by women. Making money with your body is bad … except if you do it with most of your clothes on, like a sports uniform, a dance costumes, ballet, gymnastics … uh, an actress in a sexy role, a politician at a Covid party … various people who use their bodies to make money.
Anyway, the hypocrisy goes on …
And porn stars have had enough! They want their own army. Wanna call them whores? Go ahead – they reclaim the world. Soon, all will be whores – the entire world – people whoring themselves on social media, shaking their bubble butts, showing their tats in formerly undisclosed locations, showing off their gun collections in poorly lit rooms with nothing on the walls but a poster of … Stormy! These are the people with their own blogs deciding what’s hot and what’s not, what is good and what evil, whom we should all love and hate because they do, and what you should buy because they now have a new sponsor …
… sorry, obviously this has already happened … whores everywhere you look.
But now the porn stars of the world will give voice to the too-voiced annoying shits on TikTok or Twitter or with ANOTHER LAME PODCAST, assholes saying asshole things to get higher ratings – Hit Subscribe and follow me forever … god, are we all supposed to be jerks to have a ‘brand’ to be a human being?
I’d rather be a whore than an “influencer”.
Thank you, Stormy Daniels, for being a hero, a warrior, a Valkyrie, a nasty woman … now turn off the Twitter and turn on the porn.
