ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Pyramid Hotel and Gambling Casino in Las Vegas first introduced porn star Moxie Windwater to the Vegas casino goers a year ago on Valentines Day.
And Moxie quicky became a favorite at the roulette wheel table, the blackjack table, and the buffet table.
Moxie has starred in two award-winning X-rated pornographic films entitled, "I 69'd All Night With Old What's His Name," and "The True-As-Hell Story of Sweet Ass Cheeks Cherry."
Miss Windwater, who is 27, has been described as having the stunningly beautiful face of country music singer Carrie Underwood, the gorgeously sexy legs of Sofia Vergara, and the fine-as-French wine beaver of Kim Kardashian.
And on top of all of that Moxie earned a Mountain Climbing Degree from Cracker State University in Valdosta .
The porn princess just recently announced that she is going to run for governor of Georgia, after telling Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that most of her 71 million Instagram followers have encouraged her to run for governor of her home state, so she can kick the GOPunk ass of Brian Kemp, alias the "Rich Republican Bitch."
The sex goddess, as President Joe Biden has referred to her, was born in the small town of Cotton Balls, Georgia.
Moxie says that her favorite hobbies include nude tennis, nude badminton, nude croquet, nude horseback riding, and of course nude boinking.
